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I have no problem with Second City,


Charna Halpern

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TOMI LAHREN If that's how he feels, that's how he feels. I have no problem with that. No problem at all.
DARIUS MILES I did Second City, and Nia Vardalos also did Second City, so I knew her from there.
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LAURA MOORE If the court rules the term limits applies, I have no problem with following the law.
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ERIC BOGOSIAN I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.
HARLAND WILLIAMS I met my wife, Nia Vardalos, at The Second City, and she was chomping at the bit to move to L.A.
IAN GOMEZ The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
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SUSANNA STRICKLAND MOODIE We have no problem notifying Congress and sharing information with the Hill.
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PETER BEATTIE Younger women have no problem in reconciling beauty with ambitions as a professional woman.
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BILL WATTERSON The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
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MICHEL ONFRAY I don't have a problem with it.
JEAN CRAIG He was arrested with no problem.
CHRIS BOWMAN There is no problem with Karachi.
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