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CHARNA HALPERN He was here two nights in a row.
CHARNA HALPERN Teach one three-hour class, like maybe tonight.
CHARNA HALPERN When I met Del, I was doing these theater-sports type things, ... But I was very bored, and I said t...
CHARNA HALPERN This is going to be the biggest comedy blowout ever, in part because you can't get bigger stars than...
CHARNA HALPERN This is exactly what he wanted. This is Del getting the last laugh.
CHARNA HALPERN I have no problem with Second City,
CHARNA HALPERN This is a temporary basis only, see it how works after a couple of months.
LINDA HODGKINS I couldn't believe it. We have only been waiting just a couple of months and some people wait years.
BRANDY OAKS It's a big couple of months for me.
MARISKA HARGITAY I'm getting married in a couple months.
CYNTHIA ROWLEY She had only been here 10 days over the past couple of months. They come and they spend a certain nu...
EDWARD RHINE the bull market is only 3 months old. . . . We're in the early stages of something that's going to l...
RALPH ACAMPORA But in the meantime I'm taking a couple months off.
FRANK RICHARDSON The revenue would be substantial over a couple of months,
GARY PRICE We are in a healing process which will take a couple of months.
CHARLES PRADILLA We believe the door is opening for an interest rate cut early in 2006 if the economy fails to show s...
HOWARD ARCHER The major game plan is to spend a couple months listening,
DANA WILLIAMS I could maintain this level for at least a couple of months,
JAMES WHITMORE The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, b...
JUSTIN HALPERN It only lasted six weeks. We were happy to move back. It takes couple of months to build a house; it...
JAMES BELL The appeal is to cover the immediate life-saving and early recovery needs for only the first six mon...
YVETTE STEVENS Normally, the appeals process in a case like this takes a couple of months.
MELANEY ARNOLD It's pure coincidence. Our product has been under development for a couple of months.
TIM ROPER Alan signed for us early in the season, but hasn't been able to play for the past couple of months b...
MARK NICHOLLS I've never seen a team improve as much as I've seen us improve the last couple of months. We could f...
BRAD CHASTEEN The Disney Channel puts out movies, like, every couple of months.
SABRINA BRYAN The last couple of months have been very defining for him,
DAMON DASH There's going to be massive reconstruction in the Gulf region in a couple of months,
JOE LIRO Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become u...
MAYA ANGELOU Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become ...
MAYA ANGELOU Treat old people well. They have a couple of months left to live. We have a thousand.
NANA ADJOA SAAM IRENE NYAME YE AGGREY-FYNN Fidelity has been slightly more conservative over the past couple of months.
DONALD DION A couple of months become a couple thousand dollars. It kills us to have to put these animals to sle...
GINA CAHILL If they make a couple of their shots early, it could be a different game.
DOUG STIVERSON I've been here for five months, and this team still amazes me with its poise.
FLIP SAUNDERS People expected to make a $100,000 after just a couple of months. They were starting to get greedy.
DANIEL BUTTERWORTH Usually, they come forward in about a week, others can take a couple of months to come in.
COURTNEY HILL I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations.
RON ZIEGLER We did see them breeding. We won't know for sure for at least a couple of months.
CINNAMON WILLIAMS We rarely saw him. A couple months would go by without us seeing him. He was reclusive.
LYNN KASATKIN She implied that it would be a couple of months ... before the accounts would be freed up.
JULIE DUNGAN ROBINSON We need to peg Australia back and get a couple of quick wickets early on and take it from there.
ANDREW FLINTOFF Greg obviously made a couple shots early, and after he made a couple shots, I think he had that feel...
DAN MOORE We got a couple hits on Eli early. I think that kind of rattled him.
JULIUS PEPPERS I had the elbow surgery last year, and I was just under the impression that after a couple of months...
JOHN MAGINNES I think the last couple of months he did exceptionally well. I was very impressed with the way he ha...
MIKE FLANAGAN Over the last couple of months, I've really been leaning toward stepping in and taking on this respo...
WAYNE GRETZKY There's a big dump right after Easter and a couple months after that when the rabbits are having bab...
MARCY SCHAAF I can find only one bull market, in 1935, that didn't have some material indigestion within its ...
KENNETH FISHER I just, I never could recover, I kept feeling bad for a couple of months and then went through a cou...
MANDI LYON We'll have a pretty specific package to take to the housing authority in the next couple of months.
DEANNE ROBERTS We were fortunate to get a couple runs across early. (Our defense) made some great plays.
JEFF BLANKENSHIP The most you play a character in the theater is, like, a couple months, and then you put it away.
ADAM DRIVER It was strange, really. A couple months ago, I had thought I couldn’t live without him. Apparently...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN Think for the worst thing that has happened to you. Then, imagine living with that for a couple mont...
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BRIAN FINEGAN We've got hopefully a couple of new businesses that will be in the mall by early spring.
BRENT HAYES Many dealers have their early months' allocations of Escalades pre-sold, and the vehicles that aren'...
KEVIN SMITH Yes, 'Aagadu' was a failure. I was dejected for a couple of months, since there was a lot at...
MAHESH BABU We've got to sit down and hopefully will get something or a plan established in the next couple of m...
BILL CULL Stocks will probably hit a wall in the next couple of months, unless we move closer to the Goldilock...
CARLOS ASILIS I was only in one play at Steppenwolf, in the early days.
DOUGLAS WOOD They will muddle through for a few months, but then you run into the parliamentary elections in earl...
DAVID LONGMUIR Defensively, we made a couple of silly mistakes. Those were two easy runs we gave them early, but th...
BILL SCOTT I give blood every couple months. Anything I can do.
It might help some little kid.
RICHARD EVANS It's time to start thinking about good investment ideas beyond the next couple of months ? don't be ...
HENRY CAVANNA All those 13 were under 20 minutes for 5k. We're deep; it's nice to see. And there are only two seni...
KRISTEN MORWICK I thought we controlled the play in the first period and had a couple of chances early on.
BOB MARINELLI She's basically going home with a couple of oral medications, which over the next couple of weeks to...
DR. ELIOT ROSENKRANZ It feels great. I'm glad it's over. It's been a long year. I worked pretty hard the last couple of m...
CATELLO MANZI We had a couple of balls where if they get down early instead of being caught, it's a different game...
BOBBY PIERCE Slowly. Early on he was a little frustrated because the defense forgot to do a couple of things. But...
DAN NOBBS We'd like to have a couple of those early ones back. We took our lumps early to figure out some thin...
JERRY HALSTEAD It's like night and day. It's everything you've done for the past couple of months times eight.
BILL FOSTER Last couple of months have been really good. There have been good performance from all the players.
RAHUL DRAVID Everything was so distorted, so out of whack. Now, everything's starting to shape up. I spent a coup...
MATT LAWTON Let's be clear -- for the next couple of months the employment numbers are going to look terrible. T...
NARIMAN BEHRAVESH This will be our first full football season. But we put out our first show a couple months ago. We b...
CHRIS DOELLE It was spooky silent for the first few minutes ... We've been expecting this for a couple of months ...
CARLOS GHOSN Optics. That's all your going to hear about for the next couple of months. You'll see herds of inves...
STEVEN WITT Right now, I've recommended Boeing ( BA : Research , Estimates ) for the last couple of months. I di...
CHRIS MECRAY Over the last couple of months the market has done relatively well and is now pausing to consolidate...
GARY DUGAN So we are hoping we can persuade Lee to sign for a couple more months on loan before we can make thi...
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CHARLES BARKLEY Last few months I've been living with this couple,yeah, you know the kind who buy everything in doub...
CONOR OBERST We've had a lot of good news in the last couple of months. Most recently, we had the Fed hold the li...
CHARLES CRANE Things are looking very promising. It looks like the fragmentation has passed. For the last couple o...
MIKE PELLON This past weekend I really felt comfortable. I hit a couple of shots early and that gave me confiden...
MATT ARNOLD Its been a crazy ride. A couple of tournaments ago I wasn't even supposed to be here. But I got a Ma...
CHRIS BARNES I don't have much time left here, so I think knowing that I only have a couple months left makes thi...
LIZ VRABEL My first job was in a nursing home - a terrible place in retrospect. It was in an old house, and the...
KIM EDWARDS I felt like I was able to dictate, and once I did that he might have gotten a little down on himself...
JAMES BLAKE As first lady, Hillary Clinton spent the early months of her husband's administration drafting h...
GREG GRANDIN Early morning hath gold in its mouth.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Open for only six months, with the exhibition development program still under way, the balloon museu...
TOM CROUCH He's not quite there yet. There's no hidden agenda, none of that. ... He's got a little tightness an...
WAYNE KRIVSKY She only left with a couple pair of pants.
SETH GREENBERG We needed to make a couple more shots early on. A bucket here or there, who knows, it might have bee...
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