It's only a couple months early!

I have no problem with Second City. A lot of people try to create a competition where there isn't one.

He was here two nights in a row.

Teach one three-hour class, like maybe tonight.

When I met Del, I was doing these theater-sports type things, ... But I was very bored, and I said to Del, 'There's got to be something more than just games.' And he said, 'Well, you're not such a twit after all.'

This is going to be the biggest comedy blowout ever, in part because you can't get bigger stars than this, and because it was so much work to put together I'm never doing it again.