Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.

You're ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day...I don't give a shit if you hate it. People hate smelly fuckers. I will not have a smelly fucker for a son.

On Lego's

"Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.

The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.

I close my eyes
and I can see a better day.
I close my eyes
and pray

We are more than a speck of carbonic flesh flung upon an unimportant hulking mass of earth. Within each of us is the godhead we so desire to know, or as may be the case, wish to forget.