Passion kept one fully in the present, so that time became a series of mutually exclusive 'nows.'

We often talk about "getting out of our comfort zone," but rarely about entering someone else's.

You can do what you want. But I can also do what I want. And what I’ll be doing is telling everyone how fucking stupid your tattoo is.

You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life.

I have no problem with Second City. A lot of people try to create a competition where there isn't one.

It's only a couple months early!