We were there all day, ... I told them, 'Mike Myers isn't gonna rehearse. We don't need Mike for sound checks. But we're all here for sound checks.'

I have no problem with Second City. A lot of people try to create a competition where there isn't one.

It's only a couple months early!

He was here two nights in a row.

Teach one three-hour class, like maybe tonight.

When I met Del, I was doing these theater-sports type things, ... But I was very bored, and I said to Del, 'There's got to be something more than just games.' And he said, 'Well, you're not such a twit after all.'