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Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.


Josh Billings

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ILONA ANDREWS A wise man understands, an intelligent man knows, but a fool pretends to know.
DEBASISH MRIDHA Life is a school of probability.
WALTER BAGEHOT To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.
MARCUS AURELIUS To worry about the past will bring devastation in the future.
CASEY ALEXANDER SCHOTT A man learns to skate by staggering about making a fool of himself. Indeed he progressed in all thin...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER A great man even when dead,his name will continue to elicit greatness for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The light of a great man shines for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who is a great man? A great man is a person whom people are dying to write books about.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.
OTTO VON BISMARCK Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w...
A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s...
CARTER CROCKER A wise man learns more from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
BALTASAR GRACIAN For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has...
HAROLD MACMILLAN When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
STANLEY KUBRICK When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec...
GEORGE P. ELLIOTT Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one w...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI Life is a risk.
CARMELO ANTHONY A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault...
ANUJ SOMANY The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
CHRISTOPHER FUDGE ...if anything matters then everything matters. Because you are important, everything you do is impo...
WILLIAM PAUL YOUNG Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
JOSH BILLINGS A person learns as long as he lives and still dies a fool.
VIKRANT PARSAI Stephen picks up on Armstrong's pier, and calls Kingstown pier "a disappointed bridge" (2.22)...
JAMES JOYCE Without music, life is a journey through a desert.
PAT CONROY Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.
POPE FRANCIS If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live wi...
JOAN POWERS Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?'
'Supposing it didn't,' said Pooh...
A.A. MILNE How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A wise man learns from his mistakes;
a fool won't even learn from his fatal ones.
There is...
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SAVI SHARMA The measure of a man is what he does with power.
PLATO 'The Lunchbox' has been a blessing - all gift-wrapped and tied with a bow. Life is a lunchbo...
NIMRAT KAUR This life is a process of learning.
LAURYN HILL Life is a process. We are a process. The universe is a process.
ANNE WILSON SCHAEF Everybody in life is a chameleon.
MELANIE CHISHOLM His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING I wanted to tell you that I just--I miss you. And maybe that sounds ridiculous--like we barely know ...
TAMMARA WEBBER Life is a grand party.
EZRA MILLER Unsubscribe from should-a, would-a, could-a
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APURVA GAGLANI To be a man is, precisely, to be responsible.
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY A man learns with age, if he is lucky.
PATRICIA BRIGGS Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and...
AUTHOR UNKNOWN Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
DEYTH BANGER A wise man makes what he learns his own, the other shows he is but a copy or a collection at most . ...
WILLIAM PENN I just want silence... nothing less... nothing more.
DEYTH BANGER It's not about who you sleep with, or whether you know about sports or tools or have a pearl-wearing...
BEN MONOPOLI Cheap is the love that has a price.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing t...
DALE CARNEGIE People need stories. Stories of love, hope, survival, wisdom and sometimes pain. Maybe you don’t t...
SAVI SHARMA A godmother is always there and genuine.The help she has given will never be forgotten but will glis...
GARY F EVANS... If tomorrow was yesterday then yesterday would be tomorrow, if we think about the past why not think...
GARY F EVANS... Start seeing a way for yourself. Stop seeing a way for others.
APURVA GAGLANI and the girl and I get into her car and drive off into the hills and we go to her room and I take of...
BRET EASTON ELLIS No man has a right to expect to succeed in life unless he understands his business, and nobody can u...
P. T. BARNUM A wise man will always allow a fool to rob him of ideas without yelling “Thief.”
If he is w...
BEN HECHT Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it.
DANNY KAYE He has been great. He has adapted to the collegiate style of wrestling. He listens, learns and does ...
ERIC LARKIN He is a man, who is to be a man, the fruit is always present in the seed.
TERTULLIAN My father was a good man, but he was a con man. He was a wanderer, nomadic.
DANNY AIELLO A fool who thinks that he is a fool is for that very reason a wise man. The fool who thinks that he...
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JOSH BILLINGS A dead heart is a dead life; keep your heart alive; let your heart beat for something unique!
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
...
A.A. MILNE Who is a wise man? He who learns of all men.
THE TALMUD When a man is penalized for honesty he learns to lie.
CRISS JAMI Even a fool learns something once it hits him.
HOMER Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM Life is a mountain of solvable problems, and I enjoy that.
JAMES DYSON My life is a struggle.
VOLTAIRE Life is a lot like skateboarding.
LIL WAYNE All life is a manifestation of the spirit, the manifestation of love.
MORIHEI UESHIBA For me, life is a bowl of cherries.
SISSY SPACEK Life is a right, not collateral or casual.
SUHEIR HAMMAD Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. Go...
PETER KREEFT Mother Superior jump the gun...
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QUENTIN S. CRISP Then the truth is this: a good man can only aspire to be worthy of a good woman. She'll always be ou...
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DUNCAN SHEIK Looking in the mirror, staring back at me isn't so much a face as the expression of a predicament.
COLIN FIRTH Fuck you and them... I don't like this rules!
DEYTH BANGER I'm supposed to be a man but I can't help thinking no one ever showed me what that is supposed to lo...
HEATHER DUFFY STONE I think everything you do in life is a learning experience.
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JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
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JOSH BILLINGS Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
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JOSH BILLINGS Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
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JOSH BILLINGS No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
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JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
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JOSH BILLINGS Reason often makes mistakes but conscience never does.
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JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
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JOSH BILLINGS Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS the squeeky wheel gets the grease.
JOSH BILLINGS Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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