There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and that is twins

Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins

Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.

Credit is like chastity, they can both stand temptation better than suspicion

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.