There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

I'm not evil, but some people are freaked out by a living doll.

The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.