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To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself.
JOSH BILLINGS To bring up a child in the way he should go - travel that way yourself.
JOSH BILLINGS The best way for a man to train up a child in the way he should go is to travel that way himself.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Train up a child in the way that he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
KING SOLOMON Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places, if you look at it right.
GRATEFUL DEAD Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he
will not depart from it.
BIBLE Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
BIBLE Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
BIBLE, PROVERBS 22:6 Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it. Proverbs 22...
BIBLE We each have a special something we can get only at a special time of our life. like a small flame. ...
HARUKI MURAKAMI Once in a while it's good to challenge yourself in a way that's really daunting.
ALAN CUMMING Train up a child in such a way she or he should go; even when she or he is old she or he will not de...
SANTOSH AVVANNAVAR Josh Billings wrote, “It’s not what a man knows that hurts him; it’s what he knows that isn’...
BRIAN TRACY Start seeing a way for yourself. Stop seeing a way for others.
APURVA GAGLANI In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS A man should first direct himself in the way he should go. Only then should he instruct others.
BUDDHA Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS... One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE If we can get Lance playing even better than he did last year and Josh even close to what he was, I ...
RALPH FRIEDGEN Weird makes you truly sexy in a way the world can never know.
CRAIG GROESCHEL A person should not promise to give a child something and then not give it, because in that way the...
BABYLONIAN TALMUD Remember as you travel through life, no matter how far you go...
You still have to travel back once ...
KJFORCE Everyone deserves a sad day once in a while,” Calista told me. “Sometimes things are too big for...
LISA GRAFF This sends Rove back to his previous job focusing on what he has done so well. Josh wants to organiz...
CHARLES BLACK We should strive to be employed in such a way that we don't realize that what we're doing is...
THEODORE ZELDIN People travel in the way of least resistance, by choosing one's environment, one will travel in a pa...
H. JANICKI Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
JOSH BILLINGS When you've learned to both see and not see the resemblance, then you see the uniqueness.
BARBARA KATZ ROTHMAN If you ever bring yourself down once, you will have to bring yourself up twice.
GIDEON O. OMORUYI People go on about places like Starbucks being unpersonal and all that, but what if that's what you ...
NICK HORNBY We hope a better way will lead us to more happiness, while we would be more successful if we, first,...
LAURA TERESA MARQUEZ Aut viam inveniam aut faciam tibi.
I will either find a way or make one.
KENDALL RYAN Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea...
DEYTH BANGER Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The capacity of humans to believe in what seems to me highly improbable- from table tapping to the s...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN It is strange being in a crowd where no one knows your face or cares for your purpose. In Lykos, I w...
PIERCE BROWN They're fantastic, ... They're really funny and silly and 'catchy' and obnoxious in the best possibl...
DAV PILKEY The Emperor of China once sent a messenger to the wise man Lao-tsu to ask how he should rule the kin...
CHLOE THURLOW Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they h...
ALAN KEIGHTLEY The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billin...
JOSH BILLINGS Things don't always work out the way we hope. You just have to pick yourself up and find a new direc...
JOELLE CHARBONNEAU You get a great perspective on the way the U.S. is perceived in other countries. I think everyone sh...
CHRIS BRENNAN Josh Gad was in my class. Katy Mixon. Griffin Matthews. Josh Groban - he ended up leaving to become ...
LESLIE ODOM, JR. Everyone should fail in a big way at least once before reaching forty.
AL NEUHARTH Everyone should fail in a big way at least once before reaching forty.
ALLEN NEUHARTH The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.
PETER NIVIO ZARLENGA Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
AUDREY GIORGI How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind. He will come soon to our world just lik...
TOBA BETA She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest.
SARAH J. MAAS He was able, in short ... to bring the owners together as partners in a way that has never been done...
ANDREW ZIMBALIST If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn.
IGNACIO ESTRADA Why should that matter? ... It doesn't harm them in any way. It's ridiculous. It's just a way to kno...
HOWARD STRONG He's not wild in the way that he once was. He wants a deeper commitment or relationship with a woman...
WALTER MOSLEY Give yourself permission to dream. Fuel your kids' dreams too. Once in a while, that might even mean...
RANDY PAUSCH Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high, There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby
LYMAN FRANK BAUM Once he gets the finer aspects of the spin technique down, he's going to go a long way.
BRIAN ALLEN A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
CHARLES SPURGEON We are happy to announce that The Billings Food Bank has earned a 4-star rating for its ability to e...
TRENT STAMP There is no real way to prepare yourself for having a child other than just getting thrown in the de...
JASON DAY I don't know if they're really like everybody else, or if they're able to pretend they are.
MADELEINE L'ENGLE Even Lot might have been mistaken. But that’s what he promised ‘em – his virgin daughters, you...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN God is the strength in which I trust." Lesson 47, A Course In Miracles
HELEN SCHUCMAN There isn't an hour of my life without you in it. I mend the boats, test them and all the while the ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS They wouldn’t have understood if they found him crying, when he woke and remembered all at once th...
THOMM QUACKENBUSH Nourishing yourself in a way that helps you blossom in the direction you want to go is attainable, a...
DEBORAH DAY Josh did a great job in middle relief last year. He has the mentality that when he comes in, nothing...
JOHN SPARKS Once you have a Down's syndrome child, you can't conform. In a way, you're free.
SALLY PHILLIPS He knows how to handle the subtle inner feelings in a Eastern way while retaining the American way o...
LIANG LIANG Voter apathy is a civic abdication.
CHARLES M. BLOW Josh had a good year, he just came up a little bit short. He kept working and getting better and in ...
JASON ROSTORFER Train up a fig tree in the way it should go, and when you are old sit under the shade of it.
CHARLES DICKENS If I had received good instruction as a child I would be with my family today and at peace with my n...
CHARLES PORTIS The additional costs incurred in power generation should be seen as emergency expenditure. Once pric...
SOFJAN WANANDI That is one way to go about preventing child abuse.
CAROL BENEVY Seeing architecture differently from the way you see the rest of life is a bit weird. I believe one ...
DAVID CHIPPERFIELD He seems to be making you that way too - enough to tolerate people like him. And once you start tole...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH He still gets down in the dumps once in a while, it's a frustrating deal for him. I'd love to see wh...
DON SOLDINGER We are eager to teach our children to go in the way they should go (Proverbs 22:6) but sometimes so ...
SANTOSH THANKACHAN I want to encourage kids to speak up, to tell their stories. That is the only way people will know w...
LAUREN POTTER I figured that was the best way to approach it. Josh wasn't his sharpest tonight, but he got the job...
RON NELSON Thurber did not write the way a surgeon operates, he wrote the way a child skips rope, the way a mou...
E. B. WHITE Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different.
JOHNNIE DENT JR. Every once in a while you need to challenge yourself and learn new things.
AMIT RAY My shadow in my art is one way I trace who I was and where I have been. My shadow and I have been on...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT In this life it is good to have the experience of raising a child from infant stage to adulthood,be ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) You don't want to lose sight of just how amazing he is. You've got to kick yourself once in a while ...
MARK FEW Dress yourself in such a way that it shows that you love yourself.
DEBASISH MRIDHA Once in a while, an unfortunate boater will hit that boulder when the lake level is just right. We'r...
WES GAFFNER St. Clair waggles his eyebrows at Josh, but the moment he sees that I've caught him, his expression ...
STEPHANIE PERKINS Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he shou...
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN That's the way things go once in a while. We were bad in the first period. There were too many chanc...
KIMMO TIMONEN It costs about $80 each way to bring your board to the mainland. If you travel only like two to thre...
DANIEL PEREZ
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JOSH BILLINGS Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined
JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
JOSH BILLINGS Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
JOSH BILLINGS Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy a...
JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way
JOSH BILLINGS Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's ...
JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well
JOSH BILLINGS Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS the squeeky wheel gets the grease.
JOSH BILLINGS Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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