Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer it goes with us

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and that is twins

Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined