A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Few celebrate a dog who jumps at people as they approach--but start with the premise that it is we who keep ourselves (and our faces) unbearably far away, and we can come to a mutual understanding.

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.