In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear

Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed at