A sekret ceases to be a sekret if it iz once confided - it iz like a dollar bill, once broken, it iz never a dollar again

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

If the Fed ceases hiking, against the backdrop of still rising commodity prices, then the Australian dollar will have few reasons for resisting any topside advances.

Credit is like chastity, they can both stand temptation better than suspicion

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.