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I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.


Josh Billings

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Ive never known a person to live to one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
JOSH BILLINGS I've never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else
JOSH BILLINGS I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
JOSH BILLINGS There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS Just remember that people who are known for their looks are rarely known for anything else.
C.J. CARLYON For the kids, who in their lives have never known the slightest power, delinquency is a way of looki...
ALMA GUILLERMOPRIETO A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language.
W.H. AUDEN A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language.
W. H. AUDEN Never help a person who doesn’t help anybody else.
VIKRANT PARSAI A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
ALBERT EINSTEIN The celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
DANIEL J. BOORSTIN The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billin...
JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS She cried for the girl who had never belonged. A girl who tried so hard, harder than anyone else, an...
MARISSA MEYER That man who lives for self alone, Lives for the meanest mortal known.
JOAQUIN MILLER That man who lives for self alone - lives for the meanest mortal known
JOAQUIN MILLER Love is a Person Who wants to be known.
CATHERINE TOON This is how everyone has to begin, men who have never known a woman, women who have never known a ma...
JOSE SARAMAGO A poor person is one who doesn’t buy anything until he sees someone else buying it first.
VIKRANT PARSAI A person who has a heart which is ready to sacrifice anything for the sake of Love,will never be alo...
THESULA GUYRUKA ILESINGHE Josh Billings wrote, “It’s not what a man knows that hurts him; it’s what he knows that isn’...
BRIAN TRACY Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
JOSH BILLINGS A person who never made a mistake, never made anything." ~Rosamund Pilcher, Endings and Beginnings
ENDINGS AND BEGINNINGS One who lives righteously is known as righteous; one who commits sins is known as a sinner. You Your...
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB There never was a person who did anything worth doing, who did not receive more than he gave.
HENRY WARD BEECHER Just like the notion of "Internet natives", who have never known a world without Internet access, we...
ALEXEI MAXIM RUSSELL A person who longs to leave the place where he lives is an unhappy person.
MILAN KUNDERA Who is the wisest man? He who neither knows or wishes for anything else than what happens.
JOHANN VON GOETHE Who is the wisest man? He who neither knows or wishes for anything else than what happens.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE You will always hear the people who tell you that you are nothing; that you cannot accomplish anythi...
COLIN GORMAN There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
DOCTOR WHO What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?
DOCTOR WHO Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.
DOCTOR WHO First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
DOCTOR WHO I don't do filler songs. I don't get them. They don't make any sense to me. Why would I ...
BETTY WHO I want it all. I want the Pepsi endorsement. I want the arena shows. I want Times Square!
BETTY WHO According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly
DOCTOR WHO I don't think of Home Depot as romantic, but I do think the Christmas wonderland they put up dur...
BETTY WHO There's no point in being grown up if you cant be childish sometimes.
DR. WHO The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to f...
DOCTOR WHO Good place to put things - cellars.
DOCTOR WHO Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
DOCTOR WHO When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "Grow up, Get a job. Get married. Get a house, Have a kid....
~DOCTOR WHO The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. the good things don't always s...
DOCTOR WHO I'm not wild about computers myself, but they are a tool. If you have a tool, it's stupid not to use...
DOCTOR WHO There are worlds out there where the skies are burning, where the seas asleep, and the rivers dream....
DOCTOR WHO Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
DOCTOR WHO Resistance is useless.
DOCTOR WHO The beauty of cinema is it's something that can be made locally and consumed the world over,
DOCTOR WHO I tolerate this century but I don't enjoy it.
DOCTOR WHO Whether or not cutting my hair was the right decision, it empowered me.
BETTY WHO See, it's packing up already!
DR. WHO Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell...
DR. WHO I'm very much half-American - my mom is American. I grew up in Australia until I was 16, then I ...
BETTY WHO I was always obsessed with other performers doing their thing, and Britney 'Live in Las Vegas...
BETTY WHO To avoid sounding like a cliche, I won't say I want to get proposed to in Paris, but Paris. I wa...
BETTY WHO My intent for EPs - and, really, my philosophy on my music - is that every single song has to be wor...
BETTY WHO I'm definitely not pushing to find who can I write with or produce with, but of course I'm o...
BETTY WHO I think it's so important as an artist to stand up for what you believe in, and I think that if ...
BETTY WHO I still feel like the 10-year-old dancing in front of her mirror, mostly to 'No Strings Attached...
BETTY WHO I'm a pretty aggressive girl in general. So if there's a boy that I like, you're going t...
BETTY WHO The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT Somebody who only reads newspapers and at best books of contemporary authors looks to me like an ext...
ALBERT EINSTEIN The person lives twice who lives the first life well.
ROBERT HERRICK I would like to be known as a person who is concerned about freedom and equality and justice and pro...
ROSA PARKS The person who lives for himself alone usually dies the same way.
VIKRANT PARSAI My father was the kind of person who never asked for anything for himself but was always ready to as...
PATRICK CONNOLLY People who can't think of anything else but whether the person you love is indented or convex should...
ROBERT TOWNE The thoughts that you will never make it comes to every person who ever did something great in their...
SUNDAY ADELAJA It is quite possible for people who have never met us and who have spent only twenty minutes thinkin...
MALCOLM GLADWELL The only man who never makes a mistake is the one one who never does anything.
TEDDY ROOSEVELT The only man who never makes a mistake is the one one who never does anything
TEDDY ROOSEVELT Take a risk. Take a fucking risk. If you keep playing it safe, you'll never know who you are -Josh
STEPHANIE PERKINS A real poor person is the one who can’t promise anything.
VIKRANT PARSAI Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forget...
JOEY ADAMS Don't dare a person who has nothing else left to lose.
SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and lik...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY The momentum is usually with a person who lives and stays in the moment.
APURVA GAGLANI The person who will not stand for something will fall for anything.
ZIG ZIGLAR For a person who lives 100 years in the future, the present comes as no surprise.
VIKTOR SCHAUBERGER He who takes but never gives, may last for years but never lives.
SOURCE UNKNOWN I've never known any human being, high or humble, who ever regretted, when nearing life's end, havin...
BARRY C. FORBES In truth, there never was any remarkable lawgiver amongst any people who did not resort to divine au...
NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT He had never known anyone who had lived one place their whole life and I had never known anyone who ...
HEIDI ADAMSKI A person who knows exactly how much everything costs in this world is one who can’t afford anythin...
VIKRANT PARSAI A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
DAVID BRENNER If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who d...
WILL SMITH A man who is proud of his money has rarely anything else to be proud of.
VIKRANT PARSAI I've never known any human being, high or humble, who ever regretted, when nearing life's end, havin...
B. C. FORBES A woman who is not happy with herself can never be happy for someone else." -Toyi Ward
KAMRYN ADAMS Before anything else I was a woman who was capable of passion and who had a great need and a great d...
PHILIPPA GREGORY The person who lives with cripples will soon learn to limp.
ITALIAN PROVERB Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enoug...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I feel sorry for the person who can't get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never b...
WALTER CHRYSLER She is a very positive, realistic, compassionate and understanding person who wants to help someone ...
RENATA TATE I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible.
EZRA POUND A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible.
EZRA POUND You shouldn't dare a person who doesn't have anything left to lose.
SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS

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JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
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JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
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JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
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JOSH BILLINGS There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
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JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
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JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS the squeeky wheel gets the grease.
JOSH BILLINGS Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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