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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES The electrical and electronic features tend to be problematic, so they could be causing a leveling o... DAVID CHAMPION The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a... NEIL GAIMAN Anger - a beast within us that needs taming. SARU SINGHAL I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON Life begins somewhere and ends somewhere with time but to get somewhere with the life you have depen... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Lambhood and tigerishness may be found in either gender, and in the same individual at different tim... MARGARET ATWOOD The journey of life is much about connections! One thing connects with another to bring another thin... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH It is no bad thing celebrating a simple life. J.R.R. TOLKIEN Though he walked and breathed, and about him living leaves and flowers were stirred by the same cool... J.R.R. TOLKIEN Clay in the hands of a good potter suffers so many good turns, but in the end, we see its real and t... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The End is Nigh!" the man shouted. "Is there still time for hot chocolate?" Riley asked. T... JANA OLIVER It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. PIERRE ELLIOTT TRUDEAU Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) RICHARD KADREY The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH You take after Bilbo,' said Gandalf. 'There is more about you than meets the eye, as I said of him l... J.R.R. TOLKIEN A simple and heart-warming fable, one might think - in which case, one would reveal oneself to be an... J.K. ROWLING My refusal to remove the book from the library was backed by a majority of the Board of Governors. I... J.K. ROWLING I used to think that, by the 21st century, cars would run on electricity rather than gasoline and wo... PAT CADIGAN When each and every believer rises up to serve others and function according to their capacity, the ... HENRY HON I'm always highly irritated by people who imply that writing fiction is an escape from reality. It i... FLANNERY O'CONNOR Hard to restrain, unstable is this mind; it flits wherever it lists. Good it is to control the mind.... GAUTAMA BUDDHA Our cars were fast at Daytona, but we needed reliability. This test also enabled us to try a variety... DAVID RUSSELL In the journey of life, certain paths may seem to be leading nowhere because of a mountain or hill o... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH You are wise and fearless and fair, Lady Galadriel,' said Frodo. 'I will give you the One Ring, if y... J.R.R. TOLKIEN I liked myths. They weren't adult stories and they weren't children's stories. They were better than... NEIL GAIMAN Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad’s sardonic mutter of “Where’s a t... JEANIENE FROST At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, w... RICK RIORDAN In a world in which the common rule which binds and regulates what the general masses feel is underm... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Dive into the river of the present, but don't thrash about, go with the flow. JIM GENOVESE Percy was getting tired of water. If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Po... RICK RIORDAN She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word. DIANA WYNNE JONES What is the Other?" they ask. The Other is the one who taught me whatI should be like, but not ... PAULO COELHO It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and... QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn than to the imperishable truth to be found in th... QUEEN ELIZABETH II What were once only hopes for the future have now come to pass; it is almost exactly 13 years since ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something e... QUEEN ELIZABETH II To all those who have suffered as a consequence of our troubled past I extend my sincere thoughts an... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Grief is the price we pay for love. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a nobl... QUEEN ELIZABETH II At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr... QUEEN ELIZABETH II For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g... QUEEN ELIZABETH II We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as... QUEEN ELIZABETH II These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters... QUEEN ELIZABETH II No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions of others who never met her, but felt they knew... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretche... EMMA LAZARUS It's not the end of the world to lose. ANDY MURRAY At the end of the day, I'm a man. DANIEL CORMIER Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today. EMMA CHASE The end of this world looks closer in eyes of them who want to repent. TOBA BETA It looks like freedom but it feels like death, it's something in between I guess. It's closing time. LEONARD COHEN The machines do not solve problems with greater insight than men do, only faster. Only faster! ISAAC ASIMOV She sat watching the street and its businesses melt away in the thick tides of mist, partially re-fo... DEAN KOONTZ Our civilization is doomed to a short life: its component parts are too heterogeneous. I personally ... PAUL BOWLES Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed! HERGé How we fund transportation in this country is broken. You all pay a gasoline tax, right? Well, cars ... KEVIN MCCARTHY How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL Look, my friends!' he called. 'Here's a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven princeling in! If it wer... J.R.R. TOLKIEN We're advising motorists not to top-off their tanks. With the price of gasoline escalating, motorist... ROSE ROUGEAU Beauty fades, but knowledge is eternal ANDREW FAIRCHILD And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,... MONTY PYTHON And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dre... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Yay!” Tyson went around the couches and gave everyone a big hug—even Octavian, who didn't look t... RICK RIORDAN Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!” She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te labe... RICK RIORDAN If not for the horses, Piper would've died. RICK RIORDAN Pluto's pauldrons,” Reyna cursed. RICK RIORDAN Smile is the shortest and fastest communication between strangers. SARU SINGHAL Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar. MARGARET MITCHELL We still should have enough time to reach Rome.” Hazel scowled. “When you say should hav... RICK RIORDAN This is Buford,” Leo announced. “You name your furniture?” Frank asked. RICK RIORDAN He’d learned years ago it was better not to dwell too much on who was related to whom on the godly... RICK RIORDAN Did someone just call me the wine dude ?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, pleas... RICK RIORDAN Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. “You do have a plan?” Percy wanted to step ... RICK RIORDAN Percy blinked. “So your brother is a winged horse. But you’re also my half brother, which means ... RICK RIORDAN I can’t believe how much this place has grown,” Hazel muttered. The taxi driver grinned in... RICK RIORDAN We pay a price for everything we get or take in this world; and although ambitions are well worth ha... L.M. MONTGOMERY We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... PRINCE WILLIAM Family is the most important thing in the world. PRINCESS DIANA You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... CATHERINE THE GREAT
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