P. J. O'Rourke
Related TERRY MCAULIFFE You know the Middle East is going crazy when Lebanon is the most peaceful place in the region. MAZ JOBRANI EDDIE IZZARD I was born in Lebanon and emigrated to the U.S. and went back. I'd been raised in a French schoo... ZIAD DOUEIRI The Gun Control Act of 1968 was an attempt to impose order. It set up the Federal Firearms License (... JEANNE MARIE LASKAS DAVID COSTABILE There should be a background check every time a firearm is transferred. You shouldn't be able to... MICHAEL D. BARNES It is a naked attempt at gun control. It is not hidden whatsoever. When you do away with the commerc... PAUL JANNUZZO Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ... SARAH DARER LITTMAN STEVEN MAGEE ROBERT MUGABE In a crazy world full of the unknown, you will need two things... Your Gun and My Chemical Romance a... SHANE J VAN DER VELDE independent Lebanon, a democratic Lebanon, with a good relationship with Syria. WALID JUMBLATT Couldn't you have poked her with the gun or point the gun in her direction or fire a warning shot? .... ANDREW BENSON LAUREN MYRACLE CLINT EASTWOOD KATE MCKINNON Most laws that we make to protect people from guns are usually ignored by the criminals and obeyed b... STEPHEN J. DUBNER You'd have to be completely crazy not to be influenced by and take from other artists. It's ... MAIRA KALMAN MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DALAI LAMA XIV MICHAEL MOORE STEVEN MAGEE I feel real really good. I can call any scheme in practice and have confidence that they'll execute ... GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM GAIL COLLINS ROBIN WILLIAMS CLINT EASTWOOD WARREN ELLIS EDDIE IZZARD EDDIE IZZARD ALAN DERSHOWITZ MICHAEL BLOOMBERG ANN COULTER Lebanon will be engulfed again in a huge power game that will last quite a long time. This is the tr... WALID JUMBLATT LARRY ELDER It's a crazy thing. But they have the guns. We are not taking the risk. JOEL VIRADOR AMY PURDY I support gun safety measures, and I'll tell you, I grew up in a family of gun owners and hunter... ERIC SWALWELL I have a friendship with Hezbollah, and I also have contacts outside of Lebanon, but it doesn't ... NAJIB MIKATI MITCH ALBOM CONDOLEEZZA RICE You are never going to seize every gun but if we can target these people that are more likely to hav... CAPT. MANNY SOLANO I'm seeing a guy now who has nothing to do with films. It's so much nicer with somebody who ... KERRY CONDON DIEGO DELLA VALLE I'm liberal on every social aspect, probably. More liberal than people would even believe. But t... NATALIE MAINES JOHNNY CARSON E.M. FORSTER People shooting off guns in Incline is crazy. ROB TAYLOR ERNEST HEMINGWAY You can't please everybody. You'd be crazy if you're trying to. So take some time out to... NAS DEYTH BANGER TAMMARA WEBBER CHUCK PALAHNIUK Idleness does drive me crazy, but I'd rather read or write than do anything just to work. A kind... KAREN ALLEN We condemn all those who are trying to create a turmoil in Lebanon, our brother Lebanon. We hope tha... FAROUK FRANCINE RIVERS Fortunately, it's a rare occurrence. You know only criminals are taking the guns, and that gun can b... JOE DURKIN I'm not a crazy germophobe; I have kids, and that ship has sailed. MELISSA MCCARTHY BRUCE WILLIS Sometimes life gets a little boring so you have to do
something crazy to remember your alive! NEIL OLSSON CHRIS ROCK DEYTH BANGER DONATELLA VERSACE When you're working with people you've seen in hundreds of films... it's a bit crazy to ... JAI COURTNEY MATT GROENING SOPHIE KINSELLA Not everyone has a gun safe, and you don't want to have that one accident that you regret for the re... CLINT NORRED Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y... GARY F EVANS... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE If you want to continue to sell guns outside the normal course of market, being the hardware store o... BART STUPAK MALCOLM X ELIZABETH BERKLEY JACKSON KATZ ANNIE PARISSE TORREY DEVITTO FRANCINE RIVERS FRANCINE RIVERS Syria is all too happy to let the situation stand as it is, because in their view, there is no perce... SEAN MCCORMACK I have way too shady a background to get into politics. I was a crazy kid - I was in bands, and I do... MICHAEL JOSEPH KELLY Billie Joe: "Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem." GREEN DAY LEE KUAN YEW I don't think that crazy should have a negative connotation - it just means that you're fun.... JENNY MOLLEN not to allow Lebanon to be a passage for conspiracy against Syria. BASHAR ASSAD Sometimes people make it seem like you have to have certain prerequisites or a crazy life story in o... STEPHEN CURRY For all the drama we all have with our families and all the tension and hostility, I couldn't ha... DAN COLEN When the gun lobby fights gun-control legislation, its logic is clear: it does not like laws that pr... ADAM COHEN PATRICIA BRIGGS I've never had any problem with crazy people. I like crazy people; I probably am a crazy person ... ERROL MORRIS HUEY NEWTON If you are a gun manufacturer, the product you make is not subject to safety regulation by the Consu... MICHAEL D. BARNES JAMES PATTERSON I support gun control. But speaking honestly about the combustible mix of race and guns may be more ... JUAN WILLIAMS LINDSEY VONN GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ You're not talking one gun. You had three guns here. It was very traumatic for the victim. LORI COPPINGER QUEEN LATIFAH I grew up hunting with shotguns and rifles, and we had a gun in every corner of the living room. I&#... ANSON MOUNT I'd never thought much about a series, because I liked the idea of picking a script I liked with... ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY If I'm still walking, I am not dead. So I have to still walk and run towards the benefit of Leba... NAJIB MIKATI BEVERLY SILLS
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There are too many guns in the hands of people that shouldn't have guns. There is too much gun v... 
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). 
If you get to the point in your career where you're running with a gun - I've yet to run wit... 
Would you approach a crazy person with a loaded gun? Well, that is exactly what you are doing with s... 
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Mother Superior jump the gun...
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. 
What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady. 
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... 
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We should be licensing everybody with a gun. I have to have a license for my dog. I have to have a l... 
Non-crazy gun advocates - the ones who aren't stockpiling in preparation for a zombie invasion -... 
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you comm... 
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. 
If you write any kind of fiction about America, you immediately have to start doing some research ab... 
The vast majority of gun owners don't kill, but people who do kill, tend to kill with guns, and ... 
[No other members of the City Council have gun permits] that we know of, ... We don't want the respo... 
From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solve... 
This battle for 'common-sense' gun control laws pits emotion and passion against logic and r... 
The thing with prosthetic feet is you can't have all this crazy motion, or you'd be all over... 
If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave ... 
Lebanon has to be free of foreign interference. This is an issue of national sovereignty for Lebanon... 
I was looking for a name with an old English sound, very easy to pronounce in every language and eas... 
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. 
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony ... 
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You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." 
With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vo... 
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... 
If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who would have guns would be the b... 
You got a gun, you don't have to work out. 
The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
My mother didn't want me to be in fashion. She was in the fashion business, so was my brother, a... 
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun. 
I'm very lucky. I have a really supportive husband in Henry, and there's my mum, too. I coul... 
One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature 
Sometimes you have to pick the gun up to put the Gun down. 
You have to be a little crazy to be a dancer. 
The whole gun debate needs to be infused with a discussion about manhood. It's frustrating to he... 
You'd just be amazed what people will do. You really would. And not crazy people. Ostensibly nor... 
I feel like - and maybe you're going to think I'm crazy for saying this - 'Vampire Diari... 
If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. 
I learnt how people survived and how people had to submit because you need to eat and your family ne... 
I grew up in Montana, where an old, unregistered rifle was worth a lot more than a new gun whose own... 
Sometimes if you want to get rid of the gun, you have to pick the gun up. 
Great, they give blind kids guns," I said, trying to lessen his horror. "I don't even let Iggy have ... 
You have to be a little crazy to be a downhill skier. 
If you have to go crazy, please go crazy all by yourself! 
A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to dis... 
You see why we play so many crazy ladies. We have to be crazy to start with. 
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one. 
When you expect things to happen - strangely enough - they do happen. 
Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do ... 
I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own. 
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. 
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to... 
When you don't have any money, the problem is food, When you have money, it's sex. When you have bot... 