Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Why do elites hate the poor? It's xenophobia. They don't know any poor people - except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don't speak English.

Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.

Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too.

Everybody in America who didn't come over the Bering Strait ice bridge stole his land from somebody else.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.