Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P. J. O'Rourke
Related
Parents giving the keys to the car act as if they are giving the keys to the kingdom.
WILLIAM E. ROTHSCHILD Never underestimate the power of giving a book!
CARMELA DUTRA
You can never sanctify to God that with which you long to satisfy yourself.
OSWALD CHAMBERS Love is to give, to give is to receive, and to receive is to Love.
NOLAN J. VANDER HAAGEN
You can't give the government the power to do good without also giving it the power to do bad - in f...
HARRY BROWNE
Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.
A. P. HERBERT
Giving responsibility is the key to success with boys, especially with the rowdiest and most difficu...
ROBERT BADEN-POWELL The government doesn't want egg on its face by giving money, and then being pilloried by one group o...
ANDREW GEORGE The government doesn't want egg on its face by giving money, and then being pilloried by one group o...
ANDREW GEORGE Do I like foreign aid? Sometimes, but not every time. Don't like giving money to our enemies, bu...
DAN WEBSTER The best way to have in abundance is to give in essence. There is great possession in charity.
ADEWALE OSUNSAKIN Some think that God rains money from heaven. These people can never be blessed because they themselv...
PAUL SILWAY
And now you ask in your heart, ‘How shall we distinguish that which is good in pleasure from that ...
KAHLIL GIBRAN
Give, but know how and what to give! Plant your seeds; nurture them well for the best fruits; from t...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.
AUBERON HERBERT The congressman doesn't support local authorities, local government having veto power. The congressm...
MARIA COMELLA Giving companies tax breaks is giving away real money,
ALAN HEVESI
The Dark Powers have to give before they can take.
STEPHEN KING
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control me...
THURGOOD MARSHALL The power of not giving up is always greater than giving up.
LILY CHATTERJEE
The mania for giving the Government power to meddle with the private affairs of cities or citizens i...
MARK TWAIN
Humans are givers by nature; that's why it's easier to do something for another than for oneself. Tr...
CHARBEL TADROS Giving money to a candidate or a party that is sure to lose is not as politically useful as giving m...
BILL BLOMQUIST
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control me...
THURGOOD MARSHALL
You do not die all at once. Some tissues live on for minutes, even hours, giving still their little ...
DR. RICHARD SELZER They are being reasonable and giving time to the new government.
HARRY GUNATILLAKE They're taking our money and giving it to the principals.
JANNA GARRISON
Black Power is giving power to people who have not had power to determine their destiny.
HUEY NEWTON Yeah, as a matter of fact, the boys are always giving me a hard time about that.
LES CARTER
Giving advice to a stupid man is like giving salt to a squirrel.
KASHMIRI PROVERB
Giving advice to a stupid man is like giving salt to a squirrel.
KASHMIRI PROVERB
You can't give the government the power to do good without also giving it the power to do bad - ...
HARRY BROWNE
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
DOUG LARSON Love is giving someone the power to completely destroy you, and hoping that they won’t
SUZANNE WRIGHT
The giving of riches and honors to a wicked man is like giving strong wine to him that hath a fever.
PLUTARCH If you don't receive enough, have a look if you give enough.
JENNIFER WHITE - STRONG HEART AWAKENING
If you want to ask one question, ask yourself, what are you giving to the universe and only that wil...
AMIT RAY Giving feels fantastic and for there to be a Giver, there must be a Receiver, so allowing yourself t...
REBECCA O’DWYER
I have no problem giving donations, but I like to see my money go to work.
STEVE IRWIN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES People who give the best are those who give of themselves – your time, talents, words, knowledge.
OMOAKHUANA ANTHONIA There’s just one thing I want to know.”
Julian nodded. “Anything.”
�...
S.J. FROST A man giving challenge to God is like a particle of dust giving challenge to Storm.
VIKRANT PARSAI
People feel good about giving money to Greenpeace.
PAUL WATSON A librarian for president is exactly what this country needs.
RICHARD CASTLE
The nature of living and loving is the act of reciprocity. As women, we are told that to be the gues...
TERRY TEMPEST WILLIAMS The government enjoys having the use of your money all year. They get to spend and invest it for the...
GAIL CUNNINGHAM
I don't believe in giving private properties to someone else for private use to make money off of it...
MAXINE WATERS That's not how I define free market. I don't see how the governor giving (businesses) money is neces...
DAVID GONZALES Giving tickets ... the goal isn't to make money. It just happens to be the result.
GALEN BEAUFORT We feel very betrayed in regards to
them taking our money and giving the administrators a raise.
JANNA GARRISON It's taking our money that we're sacrificing ... and they're giving the administrators up to an 11 p...
JANNA GARRISON We started to see a groundswell of support. People were giving and giving and giving.
TOM CLARK
You lose your power not by giving it away, but by not giving it away.
DEBASISH MRIDHA Nuclear power is a dangerous energy source that creates more problems than it solves. Switching from...
DAN BECKER It's like giving Burger King the power to kill a McDonald's that wants to open in the same town.
BRIAN BACKSTROM New computer technology to prevent auto theft is being added to more and more new vehicle keys each ...
ALICE BISNO
Time and money spent in helping men to do more for themselves is far better than mere giving.
HENRY FORD I followed the match on TV and I'm happy for our boys. The youth sector is giving us good results wh...
GIACINTO FACCHETTI Many Saskatchewan residents are trying to save money and make their homes more energy-efficient by u...
BRAD WALL
To impute our recovery to medicine, and to carry our view no further, is to rob God of His honor, an...
WILLIAM COWPER
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
GEORGE CARLIN Everyone is giving them food and clothes but they need money to buy what they need. We will send the...
ASHLEE JOHNSON Everyone is giving them food and clothes but they need money to buy what they need, ... We will send...
KATIE JOHNSON
That was our mistake, I think. One of many mistakes. To believe that boys were acting with a logic t...
EMMA CLINE
Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving.
AMY GRANT
I have come to believe that giving and receiving are really the same. Giving and receiving - not giv...
JOYCE GRENFELL
Loving someone is giving them the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to.
JULIANNE MOORE When you are investing in J. P. Morgan,
BRAD HINTZ
There's much more we can be doing in Parliament, we could be giving more power back to people at...
THERESA MAY I think leadership is service and there is power in that giving: to help people, to inspire and moti...
DENISE MORRISON Giving in order to get is not giving.
ALAN COHEN Everyone was really generous and kept giving us money. It was unbelievable.
DEVYN PARNES By giving us 24 hour notice of the meeting where the result was obviously pre-determined and another...
DENNIS KOEHLER In life there are two kinds of giving: the primary giving,which is our investment & the secondary gi...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Now the essence of a man is not giving, but greed and the love of money
SUNDAY ADELAJA
With a fascist the problem is never how best to present the truth to the public but how best to use ...
HENRY A. WALLACE You know what I hate? I hate people who give me plants. The whole giving someone plants - it's l...
CHELSEA CAIN My choice was to ruin my son's life by giving him money or giving 90-plus percent to charity. No...
MANOJ BHARGAVA
J. P. Morgan. He was kind of a douche.
T. J. MILLER
Love is giving someone the power to break ur heart... but trusting them that they wont
JASON MRAZ
There is a difference between giving directions and giving direction.
SIMON SINEK We are taking all precautionary measures and the central government is giving us help. We are going ...
ANEES AHMED
I want to empower and educate and inspire individuals who are giving to give in a way that is more m...
LAURA ARRILLAGA-ANDREESSEN
Selflessness. It should be the basis of every relationship. If a person truly cares about you, they'...
COLLEEN HOOVER When I harvest my life right up to the edges, I have collected every last kernel of blessing.
ERIN M. STRAZA
Giving customers a view into the status of their dealings with you turns out to be the highest value...
PATRICIA SEYBOLD He is a man significantly involved in the community. He is constantly going above and beyond, not ju...
DAVID GORE Both Florida and Texas are going to have to increase the incentives to get more movies. Right now, L...
JANIS BURKLUND Giving pieces of ourselves away and taking money away from those who can least afford it; it's almos...
JOSEPH FINNERTY Laws of Money;Giving money to the underprivileged ones is a Universal & divine way that can help the...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) On the power play, I'm in a really good position, ... Guys are giving me the puck for the one-timer ...
ILYA KOVALCHUK
Today, we have our own concentrations of economic power. Instead of Standard Oil, U.S. Steel, the Un...
GEORGE PACKER
Life has only one equation. The equation of giving.
AMIT RAY
Time and money spent in helping men do more for themselves is far better than mere giving
HENRY FORD
The only keeper of your happiness is you. Stop giving people the power to control your smile, your w...
MANDY HALE The true charity is not giving bread or money, but providing employment.
ILKIN SANTAK From there, we'll make attempts to contact the driver or owner of the vehicle. We can run the regist...
JENNIFER TAYLOR
'Giving 2.0' is about making your giving matter more to the people we all hope to help, and ...
LAURA ARRILLAGA-ANDREESSEN
My message is that giving is very important. Giving is a Jewish thing, and I like to talk about that...
ITZHAK PERLMAN
More P. J. O'Rourke
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their...
P. J. O'ROURKE The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on Ne...
P. J. O'ROURKE
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one.
J. P. MORGAN
When you expect things to happen - strangely enough - they do happen.
J. P. MORGAN
Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do ...
J. P. MORGAN
If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.
J. P. MORGAN
No problem can be solved until it is reduced to some simple form. The changing of a vague difficulty...
J. P. MORGAN
I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own.
J. P. DONLEAVY
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty.
J. P. DONLEAVY
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
J. P. DONLEAVY Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jur...
P. J. O'ROURKE My mom is a sculptress.
P. J. HARVEY I'm not an autobiographical writer, but I am a writer who deals with human emotion on all levels...
P. J. HARVEY I've always felt that I'm affected by the world, by the way we treat each other, by the way ...
P. J. HARVEY There's also a level of discipline I use as a writer, designed to get better at what I'm doi...
P. J. HARVEY I'm probably much more influenced by film-makers and painters than I am by other songwriters or ...
P. J. HARVEY I did photography, painting, and drawing, but I prefer sculpture. I like it because it's very ph...
P. J. HARVEY I'm a very private person, so obviously I don't enjoy talking about more personal matters.
P. J. HARVEY My father is actually a quarry man - he deals in stone. He also at one point had a lot of sheep, he ...
P. J. HARVEY With songs I almost see the images, see the action, and then all I have to do is describe it. It'...
P. J. HARVEY I decide immediately if I like a person and if I do, then I'm myself, and if I don't, then I...
P. J. HARVEY I'm a Libra. That means that I can make a decision, but only after much thought.
P. J. HARVEY There's so much you can do with laying words on a bed of music. You can completely change their ...
P. J. HARVEY People have a tendency to see country life through rose-colored glasses.
P. J. HARVEY It's so much in me to want to keep experimenting all the time. It's just inherent. Therefore...
P. J. HARVEY Making me into a role model is placing too much importance on what I see as a work in progress.
P. J. HARVEY I'm not a writer where I feel particularly blessed by great inspiration every day. I don't. ...
P. J. HARVEY I work on words quite separately to music. They're both ongoing, and I don't ever feel like ...
P. J. HARVEY There is nothing more boring than doing singing exercises.
P. J. HARVEY People like Howlin' Wolf, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, John Lee Hooker, Nina Simone, Captain B...
P. J. HARVEY I firmly disbelieve that one has to be a tortured soul to write good music.
P. J. HARVEY I don't loathe interviews, I'm just one of those people who makes music because I find it di...
P. J. HARVEY I think that's always very valuable: to keep the mind open to receiving all sorts of information...
P. J. HARVEY I tried to use words that were dealing with the emotional quality that any human being could recogni...
P. J. HARVEY I didn't know folk music growing up, no. It's something I've come to study, really, beca...
P. J. HARVEY I've always been very visceral in that I feel things very deeply.
P. J. HARVEY Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyon...
P. J. O'ROURKE The best and brightest don't go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.
P. J. O'ROURKE In Israel, waves of anger and fear circulate all the time, but so do jokes and gossip and silky even...
P. J. O'ROURKE People say, 'Oh, politics is so polarized today,' and I'm thinking... '1861, that wa...
P. J. O'ROURKE Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
P. J. O'ROURKE I am unboreable in the great outdoors.
P. J. O'ROURKE To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You...
P. J. O'ROURKE Most people sort of enjoy going to work because of the socialisation, a chance to flirt with co-work...
P. J. O'ROURKE Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
P. J. O'ROURKE The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove t...
P. J. O'ROURKE Soccer matches should be something special, something people eagerly look forward to, something that...
P. J. O'ROURKE Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'ROURKE Guns are the ultimate bulwark against government misbehavior.
P. J. O'ROURKE Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was ...
P. J. O'ROURKE If you talk to most businessmen, they'll say that what they do is for the public good, but you k...
P. J. O'ROURKE Some day you will be wheeled in for a heart bypass operation, and a surgeon will be the person who i...
P. J. O'ROURKE Californians devised a system of electricity sales that ignored every dimension of the free market.
P. J. O'ROURKE Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pr...
P. J. O'ROURKE Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
P. J. O'ROURKE Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness,...
P. J. O'ROURKE Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let...
P. J. O'ROURKE Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and...
P. J. O'ROURKE Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P. J. O'ROURKE Life is just a dirty four-letter word: W-O-R-K.
J. P. MCEVOY Old age adds to the respect due to virtue, but it takes nothing from the contempt inspired by vice; ...
J. P. SENN Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to...
P. J. O'ROURKE Our democracy, our culture, our whole way of life is a spectacular triumph of the blah. Why not have...
P. J. O'ROURKE Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
P. J. O'ROURKE
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
J. P. DONLEAVY
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to...
P. J. PLAUGER In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, im...
P. J. O'ROURKE
When you don't have any money, the problem is food, When you have money, it's sex. When you have bot...
J. P. DONLEAVY Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational re...
P. J. O'ROURKE Newsmen believe that news is a tacitly acknowledged fourth branch of the federal system. This is why...
P. J. O'ROURKE You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
P. J. O'ROURKE People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic g...
P. J. O'ROURKE I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'ROURKE Good manners are a combination of intelligence, education, taste and style mixed together so that yo...
P. J. O'ROURKE The principle feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad thin...
P. J. O'ROURKE In the end we beat them with Levi 501 jeans. Seventy-two years of Communist indoctrination and propa...
P. J. O'ROURKE Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishmen...
P. J. O'ROURKE No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history mankind ha...
P. J. O'ROURKE
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.
J. P. DONLEAVY The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the s...
P. J. O'ROURKE
But Jesus, when you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When y...
J. P. DONLEAVY Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and tho...
P. J. O'ROURKE Majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But -- like other precious, sacred things...
P. J. O'ROURKE Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believed. No cheating spou...
P. J. O'ROURKE Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. The...
P. J. O'ROURKE There's no telling what might have happened to our defense budget if Saddam Hussein hadn't invaded K...
P. J. O'ROURKE One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficu...
P. J. O'ROURKE Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.
P. J. O'ROURKE There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief...
P. J. O'ROURKE Old age adds to the respect due to virtue, but it takes nothing from the contempt inspired by vice...
J. P. SENN Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
P. J. O'ROURKE
A man always has two reasons for doing anything--a good reason and the real reason.
J. P. MORGAN Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiv...
P. J. O'ROURKE Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that's when the kids are home from school, although ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Sheep farming is heavily subsidized in Great Britain. Without the subsidies, the green grazing in th...
P. J. O'ROURKE Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
P. J. O'ROURKE What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Adam Smith is misread as being amoral precisely because people don't read his first book, becaus...
P. J. O'ROURKE The whole melodrama of the Middle East would be improved if amnesia were as common here as it is in ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Chinese economic development has cost many American workers their jobs. That's the price of prog...
P. J. O'ROURKE The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-sh...
P. J. O'ROURKE What is obnoxious about the motives of politicians - whatever those motives may be - is that politic...
P. J. O'ROURKE I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.
P. J. O'ROURKE The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously inv...
P. J. O'ROURKE Banning paper and plastic and making shoppers carry their groceries home in their mouths like dogs i...
P. J. O'ROURKE The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
P. J. O'ROURKE Global warming is a fact. Now it's up to liberals to make it a reality. Hence there is crucial i...
P. J. O'ROURKE Adam Smith pointed out that there were three things that make us more prosperous, in a general sort ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Upbeat is for people who want to feel good about their cause: the reformers, the progressives, the r...
P. J. O'ROURKE Modern elites live in bubbles of liberal affluence like Ann Arbor, Brookline, the Upper West Side, P...
P. J. O'ROURKE Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'ROURKE Think what evil creeps liberals would be if their plans to enfeeble the individual, exhaust the econ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'ROURKE If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat ...
P. J. O'ROURKE There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it. A poli...
P. J. O'ROURKE Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but moth...
P. J. O'ROURKE Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones.
P. J. O'ROURKE The two most frightening words in Washington are 'bipartisan consensus.' Bipartisan consensu...
P. J. O'ROURKE Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head c...
P. J. O'ROURKE I live in New Hampshire. We're in favor of global warming. Eleven hundred more feet of sea-level...
P. J. O'ROURKE
A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.
J. P. MORGAN People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
P. J. O'ROURKE The idea of a stag hunt evokes chivalry - knights in jerkins and hose, ladies on sidesaddles with wi...
P. J. O'ROURKE Why do elites hate the poor? It's xenophobia. They don't know any poor people - except their...
P. J. O'ROURKE Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
P. J. O'ROURKE Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools inst...
P. J. O'ROURKE Disney's House of the Future had the clean simplicity prized in the 1950s as relief from decades...
P. J. O'ROURKE All business is capitalistic. You require capital for any sort of business endeavour.
P. J. O'ROURKE The great apologist has to have lived large and wild. If he's going to kiss the world's boo-...
P. J. O'ROURKE 'Carrie' was a pretty big-budget movie at a real studio, with a director that had already do...
P. J. SOLES I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
P. J. O'ROURKE Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
P. J. O'ROURKE Jimmy Carter was - he still - he remains to this day America's most ex of ex-presidents. You jus...
P. J. O'ROURKE There is a simple rule here, a rule of legislation, a rule of business, a rule of life: beyond a cer...
P. J. O'ROURKE In Henry Adams, I discovered not only the prototype of the modern thinker but also someone who is mo...
P. J. O'ROURKE Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a g...
P. J. O'ROURKE A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It's a promissory note that doesn't a...
P. J. O'ROURKE Our earliest evidence of government, in the ruins of Babylon and Egypt, shows nothing but ziggurats ...
P. J. O'ROURKE The baby boomers' politics have covered a wide band of silliness, from the Weather Underground t...
P. J. O'ROURKE Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do.
P. J. O'ROURKE Excessive speed and quantity are, like chattiness and digression, besetting sins of cyber-assisted a...
P. J. O'ROURKE The car provided Americans with an enviable standard of living. You could not get a steady job with ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Of course, no one wants to ban the vote. Voting should remain available for sporting and recreationa...
P. J. O'ROURKE You're not a baby boomer if you don't have a visceral recollection of a Kennedy and a King a...
P. J. O'ROURKE You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to t...
P. J. O'ROURKE Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for ...
P. J. O'ROURKE There's a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that, to me, resembles the way young men be...
P. J. O'ROURKE The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in...
P. J. O'ROURKE We loved cars until the '70s or so. Then they became appliances. They turned into motorized cup ...
P. J. O'ROURKE I'm on Medicare now. If I go and have a big operation, it costs me nothing. It should cost me a ...
P. J. O'ROURKE I literally left school and went straight into music via art college for a year, and I've been s...
P. J. HARVEY
Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
J. P. MORGAN Kabul is a walled city, which sounds romantic except the walls are pre-cast reinforced concrete blas...
P. J. O'ROURKE Some taxpayers may object to a print journalism bailout on the grounds that it mostly benefits the l...
P. J. O'ROURKE The great majority of Baghdad is a slum - a lot of it's new, but it's still slum. It's u...
P. J. O'ROURKE As a nation, Kuwait has been, arguably, free of freedom itself. Claimed in turn by Constantinople, R...
P. J. O'ROURKE What Enron was doing, what caused investors to embrace it in a rapture of baffled awe, was hiding de...
P. J. O'ROURKE There are a number of Americans who shouldn't vote. The number is 57 percent, to judge by the co...
P. J. O'ROURKE The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The ...
P. J. O'ROURKE A Kindle returns us to the inconvenience of the scroll, except with batteries and electronic glitche...
P. J. O'ROURKE Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled...
P. J. O'ROURKE If it were not for government regulation of big corporations, executives at companies like Enron, Wo...
P. J. O'ROURKE You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime beat in a big city - you don'...
P. J. O'ROURKE The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim...
P. J. O'ROURKE Northwest Ohio is flat. There isn't much up. The land is so flat that a child from Toledo is und...
P. J. O'ROURKE The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
P. J. O'ROURKE A fundamental American question is, 'What's the big idea?'
P. J. O'ROURKE Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the sche...
P. J. O'ROURKE Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
P. J. O'ROURKE If I were a congressman who had voted for the American Jobs Creation Act of 2004, I'd claim it w...
P. J. O'ROURKE The inherent purpose of American government is let people seek their own goals and to encourage them...
P. J. O'ROURKE Detroit's industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.
P. J. O'ROURKE I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bl...
P. J. O'ROURKE Daniel Patrick Moynihan is the archetypal extremely smart person who went into politics anyway inste...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kids are disorganized.
P. J. O'ROURKE People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers th...
P. J. O'ROURKE Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.
P. J. O'ROURKE Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
J P DONLEAVY Inside every Sancho Panza there's a Don Quixote struggling to get out.
P. J. O'ROURKE Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box.
P. J. O'ROURKE In Hong Kong there is agglomeration beyond my fondest imaginings. The Kowloon district claims a popu...
P. J. O'ROURKE There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it's got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. I...
P. J. O'ROURKE The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the Dist...
P. J. O'ROURKE It could be that all awful dictators are frustrated artists - Mao with his poetry and Mussolini with...
P. J. O'ROURKE I'm too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom's earring in h...
P. J. O'ROURKE Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'ROURKE Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefull...
P. J. O'ROURKE I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a learning experience. Then again, I like to think ...
P. J. O'ROURKE The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display e...
P. J. O'ROURKE There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-...
P. J. O'ROURKE With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today...
P. J. O'ROURKE When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are le...
P. J. O'ROURKE Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and ...
P. J. O'ROURKE