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Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.


P. J. O'Rourke

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JACQUELYN QUIRAN This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Po...
TERRY PRATCHETT It took their minds off of everything, ... And it was really good for me, too.
WINNIE THE POOH It kept them from really concentrating on their duties, because it was very distracting what was goi...
HARRY TAYLOR Do you find this...distracting?
SUZANNE COLLINS your soul has been assailed by cowardice,
which often weighs so heavily on a man--
distrac...
DANTE ALIGHIERI You need to work to strengthen your 'focus muscle' and figure out what is distracting you.
JENNY SUSSER Being such a big band is never a problem but it can be distracting.
CHRIS MARTIN Why...do you find this...distracting?
SUZANNE COLLINS It was so distracting to me.
GAYLE KING The articulate voice is more distracting than mere noise
SENECA The role of the Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to think of themselve...
LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It has no power to explain even some of the most basic principl...
LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically...
LEWIS N. ROE Girl! I'm here to make you look Fa-Bu-Lous!
FAKE CINNA When instant messaging is like Las Vegas, with all kinds of advertising banners, it's very distracti...
GREG STERLING Pleasure is more distracting.... Pleasure tends to make you unconscious.
BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH Poetry and prayer put ideas in people’s heads that got them killed, distracting them from the ruth...
COLSON WHITEHEAD If he wants to do another fitness test two days out from the fifth Test, I'll kick his bum because i...
DEAN JONES There's always something distracting workers, and this is just one more thing.
JAMES PEDDERSON The atheist might have no proof for the supernatural, but they also have no proof against it. If we ...
LEWIS N. ROE The Internet is a big distraction. It's distracting, it's meaningless; it's not real. It's in the ai...
RAY BRADBURY A picador is the guy in a bullfight who helps make sure the matador doesn't get killed by distra...
CHRISTOPHER LLOYD We're pleased we were able to prevent a full-blown, costly, distracting initiative campaign this fal...
CHARLES HASSE I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Computers are quiet and clean and totally distracting because the Internet is there, lying in wait f...
ARLAINA TIBENSKY Silence and solitude are more distracting to me than chatter and commotion.
MARILU HENNER Whether you say that a god does exist, or that none do, it is a claim to know (or at least believe i...
LEWIS N. ROE I like to record records in Los Angeles. It's less distracting than New York, where I was based.
RAIN PHOENIX J. P. Morgan. He was kind of a douche.
T. J. MILLER I wish no teams had cheerleaders. I find it more distracting than anything else.
KATE MARA Ummm…” She licked her lips. “Define fun.”
“Quit doing that, jailbait. It’s distract...
RACHEL CAINE Phones are distracting. The internet is distracting.The way he looked at you? He wasn't distracted. ...
STEPHANIE PERKINS In Salt Lake City, we stayed with them on one floor. It was very distracting.
ALEXEI MISHIN your best men are
drunks and your worst men are
locking them
up,
your best men a...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI As far back as history records people thinking, thinking people have been befuddled by the mysteries...
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LEWIS N. ROE The scientific method gives us information by testing and repeating observable things so that we can...
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ROBERT D. HALES The claim to know that no god exists is just irrational. The non-existence of any god has no evidenc...
LEWIS N. ROE The shapes inched closer. I gaped at them, trying to discern their features. "I think I see dead peo...
JAYDE SCOTT If you have got a jacket with a belt, you do not want to leave the belt undone, because it flops aro...
VANESSA FRIEDMAN So distracting, so complete is she that she is gone before many realize that she had no escort, she ...
JERRY SPINELLI So distracting, so complete is she that she is gone before many realize that she had no escort, she ...
JERRY SPINELLI The interviews can be a little distracting. But they go by quickly. The important thing is you're pl...
LOU PINIELLA Idleness is a constant sin, and labor is a duty. Idleness is the devil's home for temptation and for...
ANNE BAXTER Idleness is a constant sin, and labor is a duty. Idleness is the devil's home for temptation and f...
ANNE BAXTER I keep my eyes closed a lot when I'm singing because sometimes it's distracting to see peopl...
CONOR OBERST Unless it's done superbly, as in the Japanese film Gate of Hell, color can be a very distracting...
NORMAN MCLAREN The troops, they're my heroes. You don't need me out there like some Tokyo Rose. I wouldn't go on a ...
HENRY ROLLINS It's sort of like a commons room with people coming by. I used to try to study in here, but now it's...
JAMAL BOYKIN Noise and crowds have a way of siphoning our energy and distracting our attention, making prayer an ...
CHARLES R. SWINDOLL Idleness is a constant sin, and labor is a duty. Idleness is the devil's home for temptation and...
ANNE BAXTER When you are investing in J. P. Morgan,
BRAD HINTZ I don't read reviews. I find them very distracting, whether they're good or bad.
EVE BEST Brain studies of mental workouts in which you sustain a single, chosen focus show that the more you ...
DANIEL GOLEMAN Homey is nice, but overly personal is not. They're looking at the pictures and what people are weari...
EILEEN SMITH Be careful with those who speak from two mouths,
It’s like eating sugar and salt simultaneou...
CHARMAINE J. FORDE You're distracting,' I said truthfully.
'I won't be. I promise,' Noah said. 'I'll get some cray...
MICHELLE HODKIN I do wear tails . . . I think it would be distracting to wear a long dress. You have to look ultra-f...
MIRIAM BURNS If she’d been born at the right time they would have burned her over in Salem.
JOHN UPDIKE I wouldn't say I have a lack of fear. In fact, I'd like my fear emotion to be less because i...
ELON MUSK Now, 'that sort of Bear' is of course a bear who wants to be flattered, and it is plain that ...
FREDERICK C. CREWS When people are infected by my charm, they don't see my size. My piercing deep blue eyes are dis...
PETER DINKLAGE When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly to start by assuming that it is impossib...
LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b...
LEWIS N. ROE I do not believe having a baby is punishment.
ALLEN WEST People spend an enormous amount of time in their inboxes, compulsively checking, and it's slow, ...
JUSTIN ROSENSTEIN Remember when you pray to keep it real and don't always feel the need to pray the scriptures. They a...
JOEY TALLADINO Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER He was born a politician.
No, Ursula thought, he was born a baby, like everyone else. And this ...
KATE ATKINSON A politician taking campaign money from gamblers in Nevada is like one taking campaign money from th...
PAUL LAXALT Life is a lot like skateboarding.
LIL WAYNE Our country was thereby saved from the consequences of its distracting individualistic conception of...
HERBERT CROLY Stumbling to my feet, I glanced at my mom who still sat at the table. She looked at me then Larry th...
BIJOU HUNTER In Rochester, a friend of mine crashed his police car the second day he had a computer in it. They c...
SAL TRENTANELLI For a long time, I would write without music, because I thought it was distracting until I appreciat...
JOHN HODGMAN This has been harmful to both companies, ... It's been distracting and expensive and I think both se...
GREG TAXIN It seems the great advantage of people who annoy us is motivation to engage in reflection.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE No political party deserves to win unless it lays out a plan for Americans to win.
AL FROM A Democrat has to show the toughness to govern. People don't doubt that Republicans will be tough.
AL FROM We not only need to know who we are, we need to tell people who we are. We didn't have much to say i...
AL FROM He helps Gore by re-cementing the direction for this party.
AL FROM He won voters [with annual incomes of] under $50,000--but they're less than half the electorate in t...
AL FROM We can help parents raise kids by adopting a uniform media rating system and banning marketing of vi...
AL FROM The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day o...
FROM "TAXI" In 1996, President Clinton put together a detailed agenda called 'A Bridge to the 21st Century&#...
AL FROM A Democrat has to show the toughness to govern. People don't doubt that Republicans will be toug...
AL FROM Overall the capital markets were not strong for the company [J. P. Morgan],
ANDREW COLLINS A lot of times I make people better by getting stupid, distracting, bureaucratic stuff off their des...
GABE NEWELL I downloaded a Ricky Gervais podcast once at the persistent urging of a friend and found it funny bu...
RACHEL SKLAR Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law.
JEAN ANOUILH My purpose, my whole life, had been to love him and be with him, to make him happy. I didn’t want ...
W. BRUCE CAMERON One of the most important things I have found is that no one school of thought has all of the answer...
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P. J. O'ROURKE A Kindle returns us to the inconvenience of the scroll, except with batteries and electronic glitche...
P. J. O'ROURKE Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled...
P. J. O'ROURKE If it were not for government regulation of big corporations, executives at companies like Enron, Wo...
P. J. O'ROURKE You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime beat in a big city - you don'...
P. J. O'ROURKE The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim...
P. J. O'ROURKE Northwest Ohio is flat. There isn't much up. The land is so flat that a child from Toledo is und...
P. J. O'ROURKE The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
P. J. O'ROURKE A fundamental American question is, 'What's the big idea?'
P. J. O'ROURKE Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the sche...
P. J. O'ROURKE Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
P. J. O'ROURKE If I were a congressman who had voted for the American Jobs Creation Act of 2004, I'd claim it w...
P. J. O'ROURKE The inherent purpose of American government is let people seek their own goals and to encourage them...
P. J. O'ROURKE Detroit's industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.
P. J. O'ROURKE I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bl...
P. J. O'ROURKE Daniel Patrick Moynihan is the archetypal extremely smart person who went into politics anyway inste...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kids are disorganized.
P. J. O'ROURKE People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers th...
P. J. O'ROURKE Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
J P DONLEAVY Inside every Sancho Panza there's a Don Quixote struggling to get out.
P. J. O'ROURKE Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box.
P. J. O'ROURKE In Hong Kong there is agglomeration beyond my fondest imaginings. The Kowloon district claims a popu...
P. J. O'ROURKE There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it's got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. I...
P. J. O'ROURKE The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the Dist...
P. J. O'ROURKE It could be that all awful dictators are frustrated artists - Mao with his poetry and Mussolini with...
P. J. O'ROURKE I'm too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom's earring in h...
P. J. O'ROURKE Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'ROURKE Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefull...
P. J. O'ROURKE I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a learning experience. Then again, I like to think ...
P. J. O'ROURKE The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display e...
P. J. O'ROURKE There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-...
P. J. O'ROURKE With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today...
P. J. O'ROURKE When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are le...
P. J. O'ROURKE Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and ...
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