America is not doctrinaire. It's hard for an American politician to come up with an ideological position that is permanently unforgivable.

Public schools helped create the idea of America and inculcate Americans with a few rudiments of knowledge. To judge by that very American item, the Internet, a few rudiments is all anyone cares to have.

Everybody in America who didn't come over the Bering Strait ice bridge stole his land from somebody else.

Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.

We are, after all, a country full of people who came to America to get away from foreigners.

The average IQ in America is - and this can be proven mathematically - average.