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If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. 
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live wi... 
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We m... 
It's funny, you know, they're always telling me to be a man, take it like a man, act like a man, lik... 
If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o... 
I observe that a very large portion of the human race does not believe in God and suffers no visible... 
Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who w... 
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That... 
The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison 
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one. 
When you expect things to happen - strangely enough - they do happen. 
No problem can be solved until it is reduced to some simple form. The changing of a vague difficulty... 
I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own. 
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. 
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to... 
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. 