J. P. Donleavy
Related J. P. DONLEAVY Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU AMY POEHLER When money cannot find food to buy, then money has lost its value SOTONYE ANGA AMIT KALANTRI AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS MARIA MONTESSORI IF YOU HAVE DONATED MONEY YOU HAVE DONATED SOMETHING,
IF YOU HAVE DONATED TIME YOU HAVE DONATED SOME... DR.PRASAD RAJHANS It is said that for money you can have everything, but you cannot. You can buy food, but not appetit... ARNE GARBORG People will talk down on you to build themselves up,People will point the fingers at your past as if... TANICA S HALL When you are investing in J. P. Morgan, BRAD HINTZ SAM ALTMAN When it goes up like that, you see, you don't have much money left to buy your food you know? JAMES COFFMAN If you have life you have money but if you have money you don't have life,for life is like every pre... ASARE BEN CHRIS(ABC) If Jesus rose from the dead, then you have to accept all that he said; if he didn't rise from the de... TIMOTHY J. KELLER Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. KURT HERBERT ALDER GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ When you get a bill that is more than twice what it usually is then you have to figure something is ... CLIFF BRONSTAD TUPAC SHAKUR SEBASTIAN JUNGER Nothing is hard like waiting around for something you
know might never happen; but its harder to
giv... GUNDO MULAUDZI ELVIS PRESLEY DEYTH BANGER Debt is born when you want to spend money before you have earned it. VIKRANT PARSAI MARK TWAIN My name is Jasmine Lewis, and this is my story. It’s a cautionary tale about money, sex, and power... TERESA LO KATRINA KAIF When you have a lot of money, there's so many places you can go to manage your money. But when y... ALEXA VON TOBEL JESSE VENTURA PAUL AUSTER If you have earned money you have earned something, if you have earned friends something better and ... RAMESH KAVDIA(RAMESH BABA) When you're working in public radio, you don't have any money to advertise. IRA GLASS When the IMF lends you money it has all these strings attached. But if you don't owe the IMF money, ... FELIPE NOGUERA ELLEN DEGENERES When you're alive you wonder how to live your life to the fullest, how to have accomplishment, succe... ALEKSANDR SEBRYAKOV PAUL MOONEY When you're really poor, everything you see
is something you can't have. PATRICK DUNCAN ELVIS PRESLEY Texting is very loose in its structure. No one thinks about capital letters or punctuation when one ... JOHN MCWHORTER RACHEL COHN JANICE MARKOWITZ SAM RAYBURN When you create something that is popular, when you create a solution, you're an innovator, and ... KIM DOTCOM dont be hard on yourself for doing something wrong, be hard on yourself when you question your faith... BAILEY CHANDRA You can be enticed by food, wooed by food, sex, money, or instruments. BERNIE WORRELL When you're traveling you need to take care of yourself to get by, you have to keep an eye on yourse... OLGA TOKARCZUK RAY KROC The opposite of love is not hate, its apathy, when you simply don't bother about that person! AMISH TRIPATHI WILLIAM GADDIS GAVIN NEWSOM BOB EDWARDS VERONICA ROTH SøREN KIERKEGAARD When you have a bigger gas tank you end up saving quite a bit of money throughout the year. So any m... DAVID ROSE AMY SEDARIS So many artists worry about selling out. But they don't know what that means. Selling out is when yo... MARIA BROPHY ERASMUS They're all just track meets. When you start worrying about the name on the stadium or the track mee... MIKE HOLLOWAY NORMAN VINCENT PEALE PAUL STANLEY HENRY MILLER Life's irony;The real money you make in sports or in movie & music is not the money you earn in the ... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) SOURCE UNKNOWN A. J. LIEBLING Sometimes when you experience something wonderful, everything else loses its shine. M.E. VAUGHAN When you have less revenue coming in the door, you have more money going out the door. You have to f... MIKE LEE When something is important to you, you make sure its safe. AMANDA HOCKING Congratulations is a societal burp that follows a positive act. When you graduate AA, you get a cong... MARA ALTMAN You can only afford to be generous if you actually have some money in the bank to give. In the same ... TIMOTHY J. KELLER When you have a lot of money, you can never seperate fake friends from friends... OLASOT When you are in the highest vibrational state you will not feel the need to; over eat, over spend mo... RENAE A. SAUTER GEORGE ORWELL Money is simply a way of storing energy, You expend energy to earn it, you release energy when you s... MICHAEL GOWELL TIM TEBOW When you're young and you have money, you become the CEO, automatically, of life, of your family... COREY HAIM DALAI LAMA DALAI LAMA XIV FRAN LEBOWITZ B. B. KING How to dress? When the money is going from you wear anything you like. When the money is coming to y... PROVERB If you can't manage to get you own troops behind you when you have a majority of 66 in the House of ... SIMON HUGHES When the economy is booming and you want to hire new workers, you have to attract them with money. T... ANTHONY CHAN When you learn to appreciate everything around you,
that is when you have found the true meaning of ... JAMINE ISABEL E. UY How strange! When people borrow money, they bow to you and when you collect it, you have to bow to t... VIKRANT PARSAI Fire can benefit, but also destroy. Media will corrupt but will also inform. Food is needed, yet it ... MARYALLE TAN ANTHONY T. HINCKS If you have people then you are richer than those who have only money. VIKRANT PARSAI One thing, when you're an actor, you finish something and then you have to worry about what the next... CHRIS ISAAK AARON LAURITSEN DEYTH BANGER MATSHONA DHLIWAYO PITTACUS LORE Having money isn't the answer but it makes your life a hell of a lot nicer. If you have the choice t... SEX AND THE CITY It was little dinks and dinks and dinks, and then take the [deep] shots when you have them, ... If y... JAY DAVIS Never mind if you don't have money,but if you are blessed with a humble spirit,you have riches money... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) SAM RAYBURN
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If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in s... 
When you have your health, you have everything. When you do not have your health, nothing else matte... 
When you have solved the problem of controlling the attention of the child, you have solved the enti... 
Generally, you want to raise capital either when you have to or when it's really easy. If the co... 
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It's fun to have money, but the more money I get, the less interesting it becomes. If you don... 
Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over. 
You can receive $900 or even $1,000 but when you don't appreaciate this money they don't have value. 
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Financial security is crucial for your family, and I have a large family. Money does matter when you... 
Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens. 
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If you have to think about whether you love someone or not then the answer is no. When you love some... 
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When you have a good idea, the money flows. 
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And when the hourglass has run out, the hourglass of temporality, when the noise of secular life has... 
You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use y... 
When I have a little money, I buy books; and if I have any left, I buy food and clothes. 
Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don't have any problems, you don't get... 
The financial reward is great and I love the life I have, but all money makes possible is for you to... 
To walk in money through the night crowd, protected by money, lulled by money, dulled by money, the ... 
There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy... 
If the first requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite, the second is to put in your ... 
Within certain limits, it is actually true that the less money you have, the less you worry. 
If you do base your life on how many touchdowns you score, how many championships you win, then when... 
If you have fear of some pain or suffering, you should examine whether there is anything you can do ... 
If you have fear of some pain or suffering, you should examine whether there is anything you can do ... 
Money...buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, t... 
When you don't have much money, you worry that they'll just put you in the ground someplace ... 
When something is dirty you wash it. That's what my mum always said.
when you stop caring about how hard something is, its gets a lot easier 
Everything have positive and negative side it's like Yin and yang. If you look you make a mistake fo... 
When you have nothing, be hopeful; when you have little, be grateful; when you have much, be sensibl... 
When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when all is dire ... 
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. 
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one. 
When you expect things to happen - strangely enough - they do happen. 
If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it. 
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to...