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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.


P. J. O'Rourke

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JUSSI ADLER-OLSEN Reflect your thoughts and watch others mirror them back to you.
STEPHEN RICHARDS Take charge of your thoughts; for either it's slaying you or serving you
BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE All overt and covert emotions would shrivel without the beam of contrast and comparison to supply co...
KILROY J. OLDSTER When I'm awake, I don't want to go to sleep. I don't want the hassle of turning the ligh...
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FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT The greater a man's talents, the greater his power to lead astray.
ALDOUS HUXLEY We could live several lifetimes and never exhaust the power of our minds.
DENIS HACHEY All philosophic propositions, every attempt to think including all acts of oral or written articulat...
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FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT Guard your thoughts.
Your thoughts define the state of your wellness.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Nothing is either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
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OSHO if there is any worry in your mind, and if at that moment the words 'My Lord' comes to your lips, th...
SWAMI SHARNANAND JI The only thing more dangerous than an idea is a belief.
SARAH VOWELL A person whose thought is often good has got a very less but all good friends largely in life ; and ...
ANUJ SOMANY Nobody can bind the thoughts by imposing the rules and regulations, terms and conditions.
YASMEEN KHAN Staying angry gives the people who hurt us continued power over us.
JODI AMAN The Only thing wrong with internet, is that you cannot touch it.
MATT SMITH Deepest place in my mind is my thinking and thoughts....Do not try to understand me...
Otherwis...
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.
SARA TEASDALE I have no riches but my thoughts Yet these are wealth enough for me.
SARA TEASDALE I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.
SARA TEASDALE I have no riches but my thoughts, yet these are wealth enough for me.
SARAH J. HALE We do not yet trust the unknown power of thoughts
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DIEGO DELLA VALLE He was the best fit for C-J. He knows Catholic education. He knows football and he'll embrace the tr...
JOHN MARSHALL Kenny rested his hand on my leg, patting it delicately. His thoughts staying just that, thoughts, as...
HOLLY HOOD an exchange of thoughts.
BERNARD BOT Thoughts are powerful
So be careful
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PETER HELLER When you find that you are on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
STEVE J. LEATHERWOOD There more to me , than just a pretty face
DIANERSTE ROSS When the bells have rung on this life I hope that I, a mere nobody of importance, will have helped t...
S.L. BROWN Far from being incompatible, politics and Christianity are, in reality, inseparable. What don't mix ...
STEVE CHALKE ... people, who always look for what they don’t have, don’t see what they have and dream of what...
ANI CHIBUKHCHYAN Society never advances. It recedes as fast on one side as it gains on the other. It undergoes contin...
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DAVID MOSKOWITZ Her mind is an unquiet one, words and thoughts and impulses constantly crashing into each other.
DAVID LEVITHAN You think you know someone by looking at his face but what can one face say about the thousand thoug...
MARIANNE WIGGINS Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought.
NAPOLEON HILL As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway ...
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ALLEN GINSBERG Dwelling in the PAST is like jumping from a vertiginous height and landing on a bottomless pit… a ...
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS Just like other relationships, our relationship with God is something you put effort into if you wan...
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS You'll never know what's up there... if you never dare!
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS Love someone for who they are. Accept them for who they are not. Understand them at their worst. And...
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS Learn to view the world through someone’s eye to understand that life is all about perception and ...
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS It is quite possible that if so many people are saying the same thing what they're saying could be f...
SUCCESS THOUGHTS Always find a reason to thank someone… And be a reason for someone’s THANKS.
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS Dare to live your dream for dreams are meant to push you up To a tower that stands sublime to look t...
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS Take in today as another opportunity to do better at what you attempted to do yesterday.
SUCCESS THOUGHTS When I saw him at his best When everything was at its worst He has proven me and the rest of the wor...
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS With you I could never be alone our love are carved in a stone Tomorrow when the sun raises everythi...
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS Life is in a constant motion no matter how vague at times it leads us to.
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS BELIEVE that even in the darkest of dusk, light will always shine through no matter how small it may...
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS Life shared is life enriched.
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS Let’s do our best to stay encouraged and encourage someone else in the process.
SUCCESS THOUGHTS Thoughts are like things carried by a river. Capture the best while you can, after they have gone, y...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA There is hope for you when your opinions are in opposition to those of the majority. Your brain migh...
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CARLOS WALLACE The poet presents his thoughts festively, on the carriage of rhythm: usually because they could not ...
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ALICE PUNG I didn’t have any of these dreams or thoughts, but I was going to acquire them.
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ANNE AUSTIN It's always thoughts of family that drive me crazy, and it's always my friends who bring me back. SIMON R. GREEN My mate. Death incarnate. Night triumphant.
SARAH J. MAAS We need hope, or else we cannot endure.
SARAH J. MAAS The world is dictated by our desires rather than our thoughts. The prior puts the latter in motion.
SARAH NOFFKE Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in day out Success is the not the thing we will fi...
AAMIR SARFRAZ (AAMIR RAJPUT KHAN) Consistent happiness is an art - An art that involves taking and maintaining control of which though...
GENNARO MOCCIA That in the beginning when the world was young there were a great many thoughts but no such thing as...
SHERWOOD ANDERSON The gift of writing; natural flow of thoughts from the deepest heart.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the tru...
WINSTON S. CHURCHILL Yet what are all such gaieties to me whose thoughts are full of indices and surds?
LEWIS CARROLL Each of us has an inner room where we can visit to be cleansed of fear-based thoughts and feelings. ...
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON A boy's will is the wind's will, / And the thoughts of youth are long, long thoughts.
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

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P. J. O'ROURKE Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled...
P. J. O'ROURKE If it were not for government regulation of big corporations, executives at companies like Enron, Wo...
P. J. O'ROURKE You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime beat in a big city - you don'...
P. J. O'ROURKE The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim...
P. J. O'ROURKE Northwest Ohio is flat. There isn't much up. The land is so flat that a child from Toledo is und...
P. J. O'ROURKE The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
P. J. O'ROURKE A fundamental American question is, 'What's the big idea?'
P. J. O'ROURKE Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the sche...
P. J. O'ROURKE Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
P. J. O'ROURKE If I were a congressman who had voted for the American Jobs Creation Act of 2004, I'd claim it w...
P. J. O'ROURKE The inherent purpose of American government is let people seek their own goals and to encourage them...
P. J. O'ROURKE Detroit's industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.
P. J. O'ROURKE I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bl...
P. J. O'ROURKE Daniel Patrick Moynihan is the archetypal extremely smart person who went into politics anyway inste...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kids are disorganized.
P. J. O'ROURKE People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers th...
P. J. O'ROURKE Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.
P. J. O'ROURKE Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
J P DONLEAVY Inside every Sancho Panza there's a Don Quixote struggling to get out.
P. J. O'ROURKE Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box.
P. J. O'ROURKE In Hong Kong there is agglomeration beyond my fondest imaginings. The Kowloon district claims a popu...
P. J. O'ROURKE There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it's got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. I...
P. J. O'ROURKE The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the Dist...
P. J. O'ROURKE It could be that all awful dictators are frustrated artists - Mao with his poetry and Mussolini with...
P. J. O'ROURKE I'm too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom's earring in h...
P. J. O'ROURKE Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'ROURKE Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefull...
P. J. O'ROURKE I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a learning experience. Then again, I like to think ...
P. J. O'ROURKE The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display e...
P. J. O'ROURKE There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-...
P. J. O'ROURKE With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today...
P. J. O'ROURKE When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are le...
P. J. O'ROURKE Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and ...
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