Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.


Fran Lebowitz

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The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
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We could have been the greatest love story ever told.

If only you'd stayed in character.
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“If you are craving your wants, first ask your needs.”
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If a lion invites you home for dinner, it is you he wants to serve as a meal to his guests.
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For years I played the what-if game. Maybe you're acquainted with this pastime. The rules are simple...
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Death is what he wants and what he'll get only if you accommodate him.
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You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.
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Hes doing better than what we thought.
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You see, the what ifs are as boundless as the stars.
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If you don't ask me out to dinner, I don't eat
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Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up,
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If you have wine for your dinner, you will have water for your breakfast.
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Logic only gives man what he needs...Magic gives him what he wants.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
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... ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
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Ask not what your country can do for you: Ask what you can do for your country.
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Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.
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Ask not what your teammates can do for you. Ask what you can do for your teammates.
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Don't ask what your community can do for you. Ask what you can do for your community.
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Ask not what your country can do for you,but ask what you can do for your country.
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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
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My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now.
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The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!
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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
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Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that.
FRAN DRESCHER
I have very eclectic taste in music, but when it comes to going to concerts, I like going to rock co...
FRAN DRESCHER
Though I'm not religious in the classical sense I did partake in Passover.
FRAN DRESCHER
I have been dairy free for several years, and I started because I felt it was going to reduce my all...
FRAN DRESCHER
Well, every time I get ready to do a job I want to lose weight.
FRAN DRESCHER
I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover.
FRAN DRESCHER
My clothes are predominately black and my home is predominantly white.
FRAN DRESCHER
I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it became a turning point ...
FRAN DRESCHER
It was a small provincial place with great people and I had a happy childhood growing up in Queens.
FRAN DRESCHER
I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I coul...
FRAN DRESCHER
Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events...
FRAN DRESCHER
You know I think that going into therapy is a very positive thing, and talking about it is really he...
FRAN DRESCHER
I've lived, laughed, lost, and loved again the whole Shakespearian thing.
FRAN DRESCHER
I like to cook, walk on the beach, go to concerts and look at fine art.
FRAN DRESCHER
Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels.
FRAN DRESCHER
If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden path.
FRAN DRESCHER
I've gone very far, far away, but my character keeps me close to home.
FRAN DRESCHER
Life is precious and there's not a lot of room for anger.
FRAN DRESCHER
I choose the places I go to carefully and wisely. I'll rarely go to a shopping mall anymore.
FRAN DRESCHER
If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP entrance. And leave the same way.
FRAN DRESCHER
And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
FRAN DRESCHER
Success, in my view, is the willingness to strive for something you really want. The person not reac...
FRAN TARKENTON
None of us really pushes hard enough.
FRAN TARKENTON
People don't change their behavior unless it makes a difference for them to do so.
FRAN TARKENTON
If football taught me anything about business, it is that you win the game one play at a time.
FRAN TARKENTON
The actors I respect are the real character actors, who are the real chameleon actors that completel...
FRAN KRANZ
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
FRAN DRESCHER
People lived in the same apartments for years. You'd meet a group of kids in kindergarten, and y...
FRAN DRESCHER
The New York Times Bestseller 'The Amateur,' written by Ed Klein, former editor of the '...
FRAN TARKENTON