If you're going to America, bring your own food.

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand there must be a reason for this.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.