I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.