If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Education begins at home. You can't blame the school for not putting into your child what you don't put into him.

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?