I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

Children are rarely in the position to lend one a truly interesting sum of money. There are, however, exceptions, and such children are an excellent addition to any party.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.