You're only has good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.