I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.


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Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage o...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear th...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
This is a huge relief. A huge relief. I've got a big grin on my face, and I have to keep pinching my...
FRAN BAGENAL
Dick Cheney is a very good leader, and I have a whole lot of respect for him.
FRAN DUNPHY
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
The Yale guys really turned up the screws defensively. We needed to be more patient. We needed to be...
FRAN DUNPHY
You're only has good as your last haircut.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Yes he did, Scooter -- just look in the Pitcher of Venice and you'll see that exact quote.
FRAN HEALY
His impact on me has been great. He's been a great friend and someone I have counted on for counsel ...
FRAN DUNPHY
It's been tough out there getting to the net with the hooking and the holding and the slashes that g...
FRAN GOW
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Don’t allow your ego to ruin your life. The spirit does not operate in ego!
FRAN LEIGH
This could be the end of unwanted pop-up ads.
FRAN MAIER
Polite conversation is rarely either.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
FRAN LEBOWITZ
The area is a good area. It's going to boom someday.
FRAN DAVIS
I think it's beginning to sink in. More and more faculty are reporting plagiarism.
FRAN COHEN
Restraint is very important when one graduates,
FRAN KATZANEK
Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Ginger is delicate and fragile, and Ginger is looking for her partner. So it fit.
FRAN WALLIS
I've told the team very explicitly: We're approaching this game like any other. Our approach is the ...
FRAN MCCAFFERY
I open the refrigerator. I decide against the half a lemon and jar of Gulden’s mustard and on the ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Sarcasm: what they have in New York instead of jacuzzis.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
I must take issue with the term “a mere child,” for it has been my invariable experience that th...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possib...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable. T...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Think before you speak, read before you think.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweate...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have tho...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
فكر قبل أن تتكلم، واقرأ قبل أن تفكر
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not po...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, w...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
I don't see her crying much. But that was one thing she cried about, that she might not be able to p...
FRAN PEREZ
It's not so much like we're helping her. She's not an invalid. She's very strong, God bless her.
FRAN PEREZ
I often used to say, the more parties there were for a book, the worse the book was.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
A salad is not a meal. It is a style.
FRAN LEBOWITZ