Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Before we talk about re-regulating, we should be looking at the fact that we've really not allowed the marketplace to take hold.

Talk radio doesn't need to be political.