As individuals we tend to climb to our levels of incompetence. We behave as though up is better and more is better, and yet all around us we see the tragic victims of this mindless escalation.
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sacrifice to God of the devil's le... LAURENCE STERNE Let to-morrow take care of to-morrow,
Leave things of the future to fate;
What's the use to an... LAURENCE STERNE These things by reason of our friendship I have not hesitated glo
to communicate. LAURENCE STERNE It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear, not to skin his
sheep. LAURENCE STERNE He found a city of bricks, he left one of marble. LAURENCE STERNE The most accomplished way of using books is to serve them as some people do lords; learn their title... LAURENCE STERNE Most of the fiction on the California Gold Rush makes it sound like one grand, boyish adventure. How... LAURENCE YEP They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years con... LAURENCE BINYON Love is active, not passive. It is our love for one another, for Mother Earth, for our fellow creatu... LAURENCE OVERMIRE Look into the world LAURENCE STERNE Two more years were to go by before I knew anything about William Blake. Many years later, when his ... LAURENCE HOUSMAN The world does not pay for what a person knows. But it pays for what a person does with what he know... LAURENCE LEE Respect for ourselves guides our morals; respect for others guides our manners LAURENCE STERNE I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally boun... LAURENCE STERNE Pain and pleasure, like light and darkness, succeed each other. LAURENCE STERNE We lose the right of complaining sometimes, by denying something, but this often triples its force. LAURENCE STERNE For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies. LAURENCE STERNE 'Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; a... LAURENCE STERNE I am persuaded that every time a man smiles, but much more so when he laughs, it adds something to t... LAURENCE STERNE I've played a lot of bad guys, 'cause that was the only work I could get. People saw my face and wen... LAURENCE FISHBURNE First, whenever a man talks loudly against religion, always suspect that it is not his reason, but h... LAURENCE STERNE When ever a person talks loudly against religion, always suspect that it is not their reason, but th... LAURENCE STERNE Positiveness is an absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong,... LAURENCE STERNE There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. LAURENCE STERNE People who overly take care of their health are like misers. They hoard up a treasure which they nev... LAURENCE STERNE Only the brave know how to forgive; it is the most refined and generous pitch of virtue human nature... LAURENCE STERNE Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest. LAURENCE STERNE So long as a man rides his Hobby-Horse peaceably and quietly along the King's highway, and neither c... LAURENCE STERNE