The efficiency of a hierarchy is inversely proportional to its Maturity Quotient, M.Q. MQ = No. of employees at level of incompetence × 100 Total no. of employees in hierarchy Obviously, when MQ reaches 100, no useful work will be accomplished at all.
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Related Employees in a hierarchy do not really object to incompetence (Peter’s Paradox): they merely gossi... LAURENCE J. PETER Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. LAURENCE J. PETER Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. DR. LAURENCE J. PETER Any government, whether it is a democracy, a dictatorship, a communistic or free enterprise bureaucr... LAURENCE J. PETER In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. LAURENCE J. PETER In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. DR. LAURENCE J. PETER In a Hierarchy Every Employee Tends to Rise to His Level of Incompetence LAURENCE J. PETER Given enough time—and assuming the existence of enough ranks in the hierarchy—each employee rise... LAURENCE J. PETER Legislators have a formal set of responsibilities to work together, but there's no hierarchy. 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JAMES MAY In any enterprise, your perspiration will be inversely proportional to your preparation. SCOTT SORRELL You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ... C. JOYBELL C. The more Nos I open myself up to hearing, the closer I am getting to my super successful life. MALTI BHOJWANI No one can say if and when crude oil will touch the $100/b mark. But if does the scenario can be loo... ASHOK SINHA Collaboration has no hierarchy. The Sun collaborates with soil to bring flowers on the earth. AMIT RAY There is no crime in saying NO! Sometimes, you just have to SOTONYE ANGA Some things are at 100 percent, others no. During the day, or perhaps tomorrow, practically everythi... JUAN REBOLLEDO Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it. POPE JOHN PAUL II Humanity should question itself, once more, about the absurd and always unfair phenomenon of war, on... POPE JOHN PAUL II Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry a... POPE JOHN PAUL II Wars generally do not resolve the problems for which they are fought and therefore... prove ultimate... POPE JOHN PAUL II I kiss the soil as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly moth... POPE JOHN PAUL II The vow of celibacy is a matter of keeping one's word to Christ and the Church. a duty and a pro... POPE JOHN PAUL II From now on it is only through a conscious choice and through a deliberate policy that humanity can ... POPE JOHN PAUL II Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. POPE JOHN PAUL II An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded. POPE JOHN PAUL II Love is never defeated, and I could add, the history of Ireland proves it. POPE JOHN PAUL II The great danger for family life, in the midst of any society whose idols are pleasure, comfort and ... POPE JOHN PAUL II Today, for the first time in history, a Bishop of Rome sets foot on English soil. This fair land, on... POPE JOHN PAUL II Pervading nationalism imposes its dominion on man today in many different forms and with an aggressi... POPE JOHN PAUL II The historical experience of socialist countries has sadly demonstrated that collectivism does not d... POPE JOHN PAUL II To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children. Each member of the... POPE JOHN PAUL II Young people are threatened... by the evil use of advertising techniques that stimulate the natural ... POPE JOHN PAUL II When freedom does not have a purpose, when it does not wish to know anything about the rule of law e... POPE JOHN PAUL II You will reciprocally promise love, loyalty and matrimonial honesty. We only want for you this day t... POPE JOHN PAUL II The future starts today, not tomorrow. POPE JOHN PAUL II The unworthy successor of Peter who desires to benefit from the immeasurable wealth of Christ feels ... POPE JOHN PAUL II Social justice cannot be attained by violence. Violence kills what it intends to create. POPE JOHN PAUL II Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and b... POPE JOHN PAUL II The United Nations organization has proclaimed 1979 as the Year of the Child. Are the children to re... POPE JOHN PAUL II Violence and arms can never resolve the problems of men. POPE JOHN PAUL II Have no fear of moving into the unknown. Simply step out fearlessly knowing that I am with you, ther... POPE JOHN PAUL II There are people and nations, Mother, that I would like to say to you by name. I entrust them to you... POPE JOHN PAUL II I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin. POPE JOHN PAUL II There has been no case of government employees being partial in the past. JYOTI BASU We're a 100 percent convinced by his work. There's no need to wait until the end of the season. RUDI ASSAUER A heart of stone doesn't know any better. TOBA BETA It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things agains... OSCAR WILDE My publisher told me that the number of readers of this book will be inversely proportional to the n... STEPHEN HAWKING Motivating employees to work at their full potential is the main premise of successful management. ERALDO BANOVAC This decision was extremely difficult and is in no way a reflection on the performance of the employ... BOB HARRIS When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN. NATALYA VOROBYOVA No matter if we're counting days, work-hours or barrels refined, our truest measure of safety is tha... DAVE ALLEN I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON The rate of growth of the management skills of any country is inversely proportional to the number o... JAIRAM RAMESH Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy. BAUVARD Devices that allow people to shoot up to 100 rounds of ammunition at one time have no place in our s... ELIZABETH ESTY The scars of others should teach us caution. ST. JEROME They talk like angels but they live like men. ST. JEROME Humility is the foundation of all the other virtues hence, in the soul in which this virtue does not... SAINT AUGUSTINE The most High approveth not the gifts of the wicked. SAINT PATRICK I see that already in this present world I am exalted above measure by the Lord. And I was not worth... SAINT PATRICK He that offereth sacrifice of the goods of the poor is as one that sacrificeth the son in the presen... 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