Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Ever since man invented the wheel, he has been the confused victim of the miracles he has wrought.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

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