Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.

If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.