If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable

If you're not sure where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.

Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance

The feeling itself, it is the same. I don't really add the statistics that I had in Japan and the home runs here.

There has been this - and it's reflected in the broadcasts - this moronic use of statistics. Which has suggested to everyone who is intelligent the use of statistics is moronic.