Many live by their wits but few by their wit

Ever since man invented the wheel, he has been the confused victim of the miracles he has wrought.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

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