It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Ever since man invented the wheel, he has been the confused victim of the miracles he has wrought.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

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