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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.


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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
CALVIN COOLIDGE Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them
GINNETTA CORRELI They deserve to have the best quality of life that's possible and we want to provide that for them.
JANICE MCCARTHY They taught me different was wrong.
ANI DIFRANCO Your respect for people does not mean you need them
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MATTHEW DESMOND Even people who believe they deserve to be happy and have nice things often don't feel worthy on...
OPRAH WINFREY Do not be disappointed if no one appreciates your true feelings, because they do not deserve them.
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J. R. R. TOLKIEN Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not b...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN They deserve the best we've got to give them.
BARBARA MCDONNELL Though I am not imperial, and though Elizabeth may not deserve it, the Queen of England will easily ...
ELIZABETH I These guys have proven themselves at the very highest level and it's only right to give them the cha...
WAISALE SEREVI The citizens of Rio Rancho do not deserve honest hardworking people. I wish them luck.
ARTURO BONIELLO As human beings, not only do we seek resolution, but we also feel that we deserve resolution. Howeve...
PEMA CHöDRöN Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal...
ADOLF HITLER Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal ...
ADOLF HITLER It is better to deserve without receiving, than to receive without deserving
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LIU CIXIN People don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of them.
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DUNCAN HUNTER Cheer those passing through tough times but trying to smile all the same. Encourage them to keep try...
LATIKA TEOTIA You deserve to need me, not to have me.
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Praising an honest person who doesn't deserve it, always wounds them.
NICHOLAS BOILEAU Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not t...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN We dismiss them with the contempt they deserve.
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ANN ROGERS Our veterans who fall on hard times and find themselves without a home deserve more than just handwr...
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NAOMI WATTS Our men and women in uniform deserve the best intelligence possible to help them protect America.
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RACHEL VAN DYKEN You deserve someone who you don't mind sharing your world with—someone you can trust in it.
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TERRY A O'NEAL When people have not the same ideas, it is certainly better not to talk about them.
EMILE ZOLA To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose. People don't deserve the re...
LOUIS-FERDINAND CELINE To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose. People don't deserve the re...
LOUIS FERDINAND CELINE To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose. People don't deserve the re...
LOUIS-FERDINAND CéLINE We are apt to love praise, but not deserve it. But if we would deserve it, we must love virtue more ...
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JAMIE PLENKOVICH The right-to-life movement and the Roman Catholic Church are saying that it is better to destroy the...
MORT KONDRACKE American businesses deserve a federal government that doesn't stand in their way, not one that t...
NIKKI HALEY But there certainly are not so many men of large fortune in the world as there are pretty women to d...
JANE AUSTEN It is only too clear that man is not at home in this universe, and yet he is not good enough to dese...
PERRY MILLER We're not disputing the fact that (executives) deserve to make a lot of money. Just make it performa...
COLEMAN STIPANOVICH My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don't deserve it.
BRANDON MULL Our fans are the best, and we wish we could win for them. They certainly deserve it.
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RICHARD STALLMAN They deserve to get charged. I've got a six-year-old. How could you not love your kid enough to take...
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SCOTT RADEKER There are certainly are not so many men of large fortune in the world as there are of pretty woman t...
JANE AUSTEN I think the guys that get to the All-Star Game deserve a lot of credit. They deserve their opportuni...
TONY LA RUSSA To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose. People don't deserve th...
LOUIS-FERDINAND CELINE I will not try to convince you to love me, to respect me, to commit to me. I deserve better than tha...
STEVE MARABOLI His toes wriggle in his socks and my first thought is, I want to snip them off with hedge trimmers. ...
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS It was classless. I don't deserve to be treated like that after making them millions of dollars.
ED SCHULTZ They deserve better than they've got.
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OLAWALE DANIEL Grant is going to represent our district well, providing they win out. Congratulations to them, they...
CHRIS DUPUY People down on their luck deserve the best: beautiful surroundings and well-paid professional staff ...
SUE TOWNSEND Analysts are not way off the mark anymore, so companies don't have to talk them down,
CHARLES BLOOD We won this election for the President, and we deserve to have the next Supreme Court nominee, we de...
CHRISTINE TODD WHITMAN Life is designed to reward deserve and not desire
FAISAL KHOSA Those only deserve a monument who do not need one
WILLIAM HAZLITT My compositions deserve the medal, not me.
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REBECCA SERLE Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of par...
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SONYA RENEE TAYLOR The Sentinel is clearly a political committee and San Franciscans deserve to know who funds them as...
CHRIS DALY I will not try to convince you to love me, to respect me, to commit to me. I deserve better than tha...
STEVE MARABOLI We find greatest joy, not in getting, but in expressing what we are. Men do not really live for hono...
R.J. BAUGHAN We're not lowering our standards. This is a catalyst for all the good families out there. We're will...
COURTNEY FRANK Certain girls deserve lots of flowers. You are one of them.
DAN PEARCE You'd like to get a group together to have them achieve something that they'll remember for the rest...
STEVE ARNETT You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.
ROBERT FROST Character is destiny, and politicians usually get the scandals they deserve, with a sense of inevita...
GEORGE PACKER Americans deserve an attorney general that will be honest with them, they deserve an attorney genera...
JOHN CORNYN Friends deserve better from me than to try and weasel out the back door.
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