You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended--and not to take a kint when a hint isn't intended.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.