Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.

In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice

When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

I was very tired last week,