Chastity - you can carry it too far

Be good and you will be lonesome.

Virtue has never been as respectable as money

None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try

There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency- and a virtue; and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency- and a vice

The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal