Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion

We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we invented, which was human liberty.

America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson.