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I still like our chances, but this year is going to be a lot more balanced.


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DEYTH BANGER The MAC is going to be a balanced and extremely competitive league again this year.
BRAD EVANS Mark my words: we're going to put up a lot of runs this year.
JACK HANNAHAN My runs were pretty good. I'm a lot faster than I was last season, and I'm still building up more sp...
GARY EDWARDS The district this year is going to be more balanced than I've ever seen it in 21 years, and tougher ...
BILL CHAVIS Nothing's going to be easy this year. This is as well balanced as this league's been in a long time.
BRUCE WEBER I still see myself as a young player, still learning a lot and still have got a lot to learn. But st...
MARCUS TRUFANT We have good prospects this year. I like our chances of scoring goals.
GREG OGLESBY We definitely like our chances. We're younger this year, but we're starting to realize what it takes...
JAMIE MCGINN I think people are going to like my new shoes. I like them. I had a lot of success with the one last...
VINCE CARTER I feel a lot more pressure this year. I know there are going to be a lot of eyes on me.
FRANK MOLINARO I think we're going to surprise some people. Guys have gotten stronger, quicker. I think our offense...
DAMON SUBLETT We had a lot of experience last year. This team is a lot different, but it has strengths that last y...
CLINT BURGESS This course reminds me a lot of the Olympic course last year in Athens, ... Everyone said that was g...
ROBBIE MCEWEN This course reminds me a lot of the Olympic course last year in Athens. Everyone said that was going...
ROBBIE MCEWEN We're going to be a lot deeper offensively this year. Our lineup is not going to be just one-through...
KYLE MAGNUSSON I know we can win this meet. The coaches say they have a really good squad this year, a little bit s...
BRIELLE WHITE I think one of the things that is going to be difficult to replace is the leadership, knowing what t...
PATTY SHEA That's going to be our strong point this year, we're going to spread the ball a lot,
MICHAEL HART There's nobody that can fill that guy's shoes. But as a team I feel our lineup is going to be a lot ...
CYLE HANKERD We went 3-8 my first year and 1-9 my second year. But I think we'll be a lot more competitive this y...
JAKE WEINGARTZ We had a young team last year and most of our starters are still with me. This group will be a lot m...
JASON RICCI I think the league is going to be a lot more competitive this year than it was last year. Maybe not ...
GARETH SOUTHGATE We've been creating chances but haven't been finishing. It's such a tough district this year. It's g...
KEVIN ALBURY We can play attacking football. But, we can play like with Germany (defensively), and still create m...
ALEKSANDRS STARKOVS I still have to know more about it but it seems to be a balanced way to bring forward the beginning ...
LUCIEN BOUCHARD I think people are going to like my new shoes. I like them. I had a lot of success with the one last...
VINCE CARTER We swam great. We are still going to be young next year, but I saw some good signs from our young ki...
DENNIS DAVIS There's still upside in tech but it's going to be more grudging and grinding and choppy, it's not go...
BARRY RITHOLTZ The young guys are going to be a great part of this sport in the near future. But I still want to ma...
BILL ELLIOTT There is great progress already this year, but there is still more work to be done.
BRIDGETTE WRIGHT Last year, I said this is going to be a season to tell our grandchildren about, but this one was wor...
MAX MAYFIELD The chances of Japan going into another recession are more than 50 percent within this year.
DAVID SATTERWHITE I think this year we're going to have to focus more on our defense. Our pitching is strong, but not ...
JANICE GILLESPIE There is always going to be pressure when you are expected to do great things. But I think it also p...
ALEX MOUNT We're going to score some runs this year, you can count on that. Timmy is a big key to our club, but...
GREG HAWK You always see Mark as a hockey player. It's going to be odd to see him without the skates on. To me...
DARIUS KASPARAITIS We've got a lot more speed this year. We're young, but I think we can score some points. We only hav...
DAVE LAWRENCE I think it says a lot about him being unselfish and seeing the talent in Steven himself. It's good t...
ADAM TIMMERMAN This acting is going to leave my stain. Not just my mark, because you can wipe a mark off. But a sta...
RJ CYLER Last year, they took our chances away for the championship. We're going to be really fired up.
JAMEY GELHAR I like our offense, our core is really skilled this year. I feel like I've got to do more this year....
CHRIS FERGUSON I still live my life like a normal 16-year-old. I just have to go to the doctor a lot more.
JOSH LENTIN (Still) this is disappointing. I always thought we could do a lot of good things this year. We did, ...
AMY VOELKEL I wanted our team to be pressed some this year. We have some tough stretches in our schedule this ye...
CHAD SPALDING It's time for me to make a mark in this league. I'm getting chances; that is the good thing. I just ...
ARTURO ALVAREZ We have a lot more depth, a lot more experience. We'll be a lot more ready for the Big Ten this year...
ROBBY WINE Last year was a banner year. Digging probably won't be quite as good this year, but we'll still have...
DAN AYRES There's more pressure on them this year, but I think they like that. They should be pretty confident...
JODI MANORE It's huge, just huge, and it's been our deal all year. When we get balanced scoring, well anyone's g...
BOB MOTZKO This is going to be a good year. I'm more positive this year than I have been in a number of years.
BILL MENDENHALL PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL
NATALIE URQUIETA It is good we are still talking about our chances of winning cups at this time of year. The importan...
GARY SPEED At the beginning of the season this was one of our goals. This is one more step, but we still have a...
CHAD HETTERMANN We've got to put pressure on them, ... They're still three down. I like our chances.
BRIAN GILES This can be done. But it's going to take a lot more.
FRANK PALLONE We won't be as predictable this year. We should be much more balanced offensively. We can dodge from...
FRANK FEDORJAKA I had all but written off our chances to get in three races ago. I was thinking 'building to next ye...
JACK ROUSH I'd feel pretty good. I really would. I think, as you can see, we're crushing the ball out there. I'...
BEN STROUD Hopefully this film is going to open the doors for a lot more films like it to be made.
FOREST WHITAKER We're more dangerous than they are, but you still have to put the chances away, and that's what we'v...
BRIAN KAMMERSGAARD It's an adjustment; it's a lot different than back home. My role has changed a lot from last year to...
JAKE LOMONACO This year profits are going to be down on last year [but] most of them will still make money.
GEOFF MILLER The goal is to be balanced. The more balanced you are, the tougher it is for the defense to guess wh...
DAN SUNDSTROM We can beat you a lot of ways now. Last year, we didn't have any margin for error. This year, we're ...
ZACK CROCKETT We're going to keep following that path that we blazed last year. You're going to see a lot more of ...
JACK COSGROVE I'm striving for state. Last year, I wasn't even expecting to get to sectionals, but (after) having ...
ALEX BECKA Any time you see a balanced scoring column like that, that's a mark of a good team.
CRAIG PIPPEN What bothers me more than anything else is that they've been trying a lot of things. A year ago, it ...
BOB GOLDSBOROUGH It's going to be a youth movement for us this year, as it usually is at this level. We like the make...
BOB DENBROCK I think we'll be balanced from top to bottom. Our singles are strong because there is a lot of exper...
BRIAN HOFF We've known all along, we've just had a feeling, like this is our year. But this [win] has to prove ...
JUSTIN TURNER There is a lot of retail being built, but there still needs to be a little bit more, ... and that's ...
JUSTIN MILLER Our goal all year long was to get balanced scoring, and after the sectional we reached that with fiv...
JEFF GUENTHER This is phenomenal, unbelievable. It feels good, but we still have a lot of work to do. That's a gre...
DEREK HEYLIGER He's always been a good wrestler, but I think he matured a lot more as a wrestler this year. A lot o...
KYLE GRAICHEN We're a little smaller this year, but we have more threats offensively, I think. Our bench is a litt...
ANTHONY ANDREWS It looks like the only way we're going to get to the NCAA Tournament is to win in Albany. But a lot ...
DON VAUGHAN There really is a lot going around right now. It seems a little more varied this year.
BEVERLY COLEMAN We had our chances but we couldn't convert them, that was our problem. The group is still wide open,...
PHILIPP LAHM This says that there's going to be a very bright future. We've got to bite our tongues in this one, ...
CHRIS GIVENS This is our fourth luncheon, but this is the first time we've done something like this. We sold out ...
DONNA ROBERTS They're way different -- the songs are way more soulful. They open up Patrick's voice a lot more. On...
PETE WENTZ We did a lot better than people expected. Last year was more of a disappointment, but we still feel ...
MARIANNE MADSEN Having BP is going to open a lot more doors for them and this company is going to be a lot bigger. I...
DONALD GIMBEL This is our 42nd year and our plan is to be around for four more. Our contract is up in '06. It work...
DAVID ROONEY I feel like I could be a first day pick. This is going to be a big year for offensive linemen.
JABARI LEVEY One of the big differences between our team this year and last year is that we are hitting a lot bet...
BEAU JARRELL I still get a lot of material but I find that as one gets older you get more fussy. You know you'...
NORMAN JEWISON Last year, we had over 500 people attend the children's show and I expect that we'll have a lot more...
CONNIE CATION They're still young, but getting minutes last year is going to help them this season.
JAY CORBY I know we're not going to win a lot of games this year. But this one Sunday might be one we'll win, ...
BOB MCNAIR Of course we do, ... I know that it is going to be difficult, but we are by no means out of it. Our ...
DENNIS SETZER I think probably reports 2007 will be alright. It is a stout budget, but in 2008 we're going to have...
HAPPY FULFORD This year, he's going to hopefully turn some heads and give us a lot more. His opportunity to play w...
BEN OLSEN Our heaven is their hell, said God. I like a balanced universe.
MARGARET ATWOOD I'm still going to stay even. I'm going to still stay positive. This is tough. I hurt just like ever...
WILLIE RANDOLPH I thought our defensive ends were going to be our strength this year,
JEFF HOLT We don't have a lot of guys that have been deep in the postseason. (But) Richard is one of those guy...
BEN BRAUN It's scary, but it also makes it harder (next year). I warned them it's going to be a lot harder. I ...
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MARK MCGWIRE O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN