Admittedly, he was surrounded by a (great) cast. Well, now he's got a lesser cast and he went out and did the same things. I've noticed a real shift in opinion on him as we've moved through the year. And that shift is probably worth quite a lot of money.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES The next day, the villages came closer together until the beginnings and endings could no longer be ... PATRICK W. CARR Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS George Bush's charm offensive did work. It was aimed at governments and he did well at that level - ... CHARLES GRANT And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth th... BIBLE When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS We had a lot of young guys last year. Guys like Anthony were leaders, surrounded by a lot of young g... BUDDY TEEVENS She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I hyperventilate quite a lot. CARA DELEVINGNE I think most quarterbacks in their third year have a good feel for the terminology, a good feel for ... MIKE SHANAHAN He was a real solid good young man and a great person. He was well liked by everyone and did everyth... DON SHOWS I know who's got the cast of that and I'll pay for that. He was a great symbol of some great things ... CHUCK SHELTON Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The worth of a person’s quote is in his or her heart where it takes the birth and the value of the... ANUJ SOMANY You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Before the game when (Foster) was warming up, before we went out for real warm-ups, he moved a certa... RICK CARLISLE (Nicholson) did real well (today). He fought a tough kid that was undefeated. He went out there and ... KARLE BYRD It was a great win for him. He didn't have a lot of success last year and needed confidence. This wi... JEFF STOVER Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE [Brian Vickers was livid Saturday after he got black flagged for passing a car on the left during a ... BRIAN VICKERS The only difference I see with him now is that he has just got a younger cast that has to come along... MARCUS STROUD Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. BRIAN JACQUES I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me." Stars flicker... SARAH J. MAAS His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING Eddy Arnold was a great friend of mine, and through the years, Eddy and I, we did a lot of shows tog... JIM ED BROWN I got dared to audition for a play by my best friend Paul. He got cast in 'Hamlet,' and I go... ERIC STONESTREET (The time off) was probably a blessing in disguise. He got his arm rested. He got to step back and w... JEREMY SHOCKEY After three weeks in a cast he was back running stairs and after 10 weeks he was back in a cast, ROY HALLADAY I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW He understands how defenses move and shift. He's got several offensive skills and he's able to put a... BARRY GEBHART That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Daring to dream is not difficult, it's making them come true that is hard... NANETTE L. AVERY The real tantrums happen less often now. But as he gets older it's getting harder to talk to him abo... MARTIN GREEN I wish I was home", She said miserably. She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Whoa! If I'm gonna be a doorman, I gonna be the mos sabotagin doorman ever guarded a plantation. Ooo... JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Dave is probably our best all-around player. We've moved him into the sweeper role this year [replac... JIM WILLIS I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would no... SARAH J. MAAS I sipped from my wine. "And if he had grabbed me?" There was nothing but uncompromising w... SARAH J. MAAS There you are. I've been looking for you. His first words to me— not a lie at a... SARAH J. MAAS I was not prey any longer, I decided as I eased up to that door. And I was not a mouse. I ... SARAH J. MAAS No one was my master— but I might be master of everything, if I wished. If I dared. SARAH J. MAAS He drained his glass. "I made a mistake." "It's not the end of the world if you do that every n... SARAH J. MAAS I will kill anyone who harms you," Rhys snarled. "I will kill them, and take a damn long time doing ... SARAH J. MAAS Julia poured tea gracefully, but it all ran over into the saucers. ELIZABETH TAYLOR It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?" "Ah. The Suriel to... SARAH J. MAAS We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS I frowned at the eye in my palm. "What, literally shout at the tattoo?" "You could try rubbing ... SARAH J. MAAS He (Jones) fits in great. He's probably the most point-oriented point guard that we've had here. He ... DEAN MONTZINGO I had a dream cast when Dan first went off and wrote 'Ghostbusters 3' by himself. It was so ... HAROLD RAMIS I realized that day that blessings come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes. CRAIG GROESCHEL Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE I look at those guys, and I know they went through the same things I went through. They went through... BUBBA SCOTT And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses... BIBLE He enlisted and went on to fight in World War II and fight for civil rights at home, when he got bac... ETHAN HAWKE Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA as Schulz himself has pointed out, Snoopy is capable of being 'one of the meanest' members of the en... ROBERT L. SHORT But he thinks the game so well, and you don't have to skate as well if you're a real intelligent pla... BARRY TROTZ I went up to him after the game and told him I think he did a great job on me, his teammates did a g... ACIE LAW I think Nate was unknown and he was a big surprise to the program. By becoming a pitcher only and pu... VIN ABENE Extreme night shift work in high altitude astronomy is easily avoidable by using a split night shift... STEVEN MAGEE In some ways, he may be more of an unknown than Vince Young. He didn't have the supporting cast. But... BILL REES A great future starts with what you can see SOTONYE ANGA He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. EDWIN EDWARDS Matthew is like a replica of Tony Ayala when he was younger. He's got the same style, but not the sa... BRIAN HUGHES He was real consistent down the stretch last year, and he's carried it over to this year. He was fig... BLAISE ILSLEY
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JERRY YANG When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It reall... JERRY SEINFELD I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. JERRY SEINFELD Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. JERRY SEINFELD That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. JERRY SEINFELD There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. JERRY SEINFELD I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. JERRY SEINFELD The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! JERRY SEINFELD Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on... JERRY SEINFELD When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I... JERRY SEINFELD You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. JERRY SEINFELD Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and... JERRY SEINFELD Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. JERRY SEINFELD Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. JERRY SEINFELD A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. JERRY SEINFELD The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers... JERRY SEINFELD To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. JERRY SEINFELD My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. JERRY SEINFELD I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s... JERRY SEINFELD We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle... JERRY SEINFELD Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. JERRY SEINFELD Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on... JERRY SALTZ Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories.... JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even... JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through... JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie. JERRY STILLER Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo... JERRY GREENFIELD I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ... JERRY SPINELLI I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove... JERRY HALL I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement. JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin... JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh. JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g... JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ... JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ... JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al... JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every... JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove... JERRY SALTZ