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BENJAMIN BRATT I want to build something I'd be happy to be employed by 10 years out.
DAVID KARP We know that 10 million more people will lose insurance in the next 10 years if we don't act.
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CEDRIC BOZEMAN We held Jones to 10 points and if you had to draw it up on paper, that's what you wanted to do comin...
PHIL TAYLOR You know, 10 years ago I never thought I'd be in this position. It's a dream and I don't...
DWYANE WADE Even if we had a source of funding dedicated today, it's still five to 10 years off.
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PAULINE PHILLIPS No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.
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CANELO ALVAREZ It's a little payback. He was acting like he had 10 years in the league.
EDDIE GUARDADO We don't have pitchers to strike out 10, so we have to rely on our defense. They picked us up today.
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FRANCIS LEE It was horrible. The wind picked up. It had to be like 10 degrees.
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COLIN QUINN If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.
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ALFRED KAZIN For a long period in my life - it lasted about 10 years - I had writer's block.
MARY GARDEN We had patience in our fighting with the Soviet Union with simple weapons for 10 years. We exhausted...
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SHARON MAGUIRE If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
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BILL WATTERSON If we guarantee employment for some, we jeopardize employment for everyone.
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STEVE JOBS If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.
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MALCOLM BRADBURY A roast is really an honor. If they picked me to be roasted, I'd be the most flattered I'd b...
LISA LAMPANELLI They had this one receiver. He was the next Jerry Rice. He really played well.
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LUKE EVANS Two years ago, if anyone had told me I'd be doing half the stuff I'm doing, I wouldn't h...
ZAYN MALIK But I've consistently worked for 10 years.
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VERNON MARTIN I recall my dad saying about me once that the only time he'd ever heard me say 'never' w...
BOB DIAMOND Jack, Jerry and I had been talking about the merger for a while, ... Jerry and I would like to leave...
MASAYOSHI SON If Dave Jones is the manager of Cardiff for the next few years, then I want to be here as well.
JASON KOUMAS if police had picked you up, we wouldn't be talking right now.
DWIGHT GOODEN Lonesome Rhodes had wild mood swings. He'd be very happy, he'd be very said, he'd be ver...
ANDY GRIFFITH Troy picked us up so many times in two years and we picked him up on a bad day. It was just good he ...
BOOMER WALKER If we had a party every time someone died on 'The Following,' we'd never get anything do...
VALORIE CURRY Our girls knew from seeing Carmel win the last few years that they were the team to beat. That's not...
GREG DAVIDSON We haven't heard from them for 10 years.
DAN HOLLAR If you have had the same dishwasher for 10 years or more, don't bother repairing it. The average...
JEAN CHATZKY Dave had a financial plan for 10 years before it all came together.
DONNA ABBOTT He was a dark horse. Nobody expected it. Hopefully, he pitches there for 10 years.
CHARLIE MONTOYO It would be a black eye if we got a negative report after being accredited for 10 years.
SEAN GREENE We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you'...
JIMMY FALLON This move is vintage Jerry Jones. Signing Terrell Owens is stunning in a lot of ways, but not when y...
MACK MCLARTY We'd all like to thank Jerry for his many years of service. We can be very proud of what we've done.
CHARLES THOMPSON Jerry didn't know he wanted to get married until he was married.
EILEEN FORD Til I was 10 years, I didn't know I had only two siblings. I always thought I had 10 and that th...
RAM CHARAN He was that guy who lived and breathed it. He should have had another 10 years' worth of stories to ...
AARON BROWN Dad would come home from doing odd jobs, and sometimes he'd come home late at night with lumber,...
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XAVIER RUDD My father played five years for Valence in France's second division. I'd always cry when he ...
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TOM THOMPSON I'd play the same character for ten years if the words and the moments that I'm playing are ...
DAVID WALTON Let me tell you exactly what we would do on Social Security. Yes, we'd raise the retirement age ...
CHRIS CHRISTIE Our medley ran fast again, and Jones had a personal best in the 800 of the relay. He ran real fast a...
BRIAN DUNLAP I had a project for my life which involved 10 years of wandering, then some years of medical studies...
CHE GUEVARA The deal we made was that if we would change our law to invite them to come to South Dakota - that...
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JERRY SEINFELD To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
JERRY SEINFELD My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
JERRY SEINFELD I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s...
JERRY SEINFELD We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ