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JEFF FRANCOEUR When it was raining so hard we said we got to run the ball, and when it stopped and it looked like t... SEAN BRENNAN They totally dominated us. It was one of those nights when it seemed like everything we did, we didn... CHRIS COLLINS We try to flip on the switch too much. We think we can just turn it on. We've got to flip the switch... JAMAAL MOORE That's the same play we ran all night and it got shut down earlier in the night. Obviously I was not... BRENT STROH There was no doubt in my mind we were going to move the football down there. It was just a matter of... KYLE TATUM We got to ride on it, and it was just like a Zamboni. I think I found my dream job. BEN BRANCHFIELD My friend... used to tease me about a tattoo I had right here, but it was so big, and what he was te... ALLEN IVERSON I don't know what happened out there. We played like a joke out there in the second half. It was not... KYLE WILLIAMS It was pretty amazing. Things just seemed to work perfectly for about 30 minutes of the game. We got... CHRIS MARTIN We just stopped getting the ball inside. From there, it turned. I don't know why we stopped getting ... COREY GADSON I like our club. We just got going offensively. We just did not swing the bat today. That's what it ... DANNY PRICE I think we just started to play hockey. It was pretty torturous for the first two periods there. We ... COLBY ARMSTRONG It was crazy. We got another break, and just like that ? we were going into overtime. ERIC WILLIAMS When we first got together, we didn't talk about who was going to sing what. We did 'Church on Cumbe... GARY LEVOX No, it was more like you're kind of sitting there surprised. When somebody makes that decision you'v... HEATHER COOK We thought about it and said, no, it's got to stop here. We thought there was a ray of hope but just... MARK SPANO I don't think it was about overlooking this team; I just think we have some things we've got to cont... JOYCE WALKER We got a call that the church was on fire and we just left coming that way to the church and it was ... DENNIS HAMILTON I think when they got out to an early lead it was tough for us to get back on track, but we did. We ... DREW STAFFORD When we got the lead, I thought we could do it. That was just a nice shot that Spence made in the co... JAY TROUSDALE It seemed like there was a lid on the basket. We got open looks, but it didn't drop. It's awfully ha... LOUIS ORR We had him. We talked about it on the mound -- 'The grass is slow here, so hop off' -- and he did. H... JOE RANDA It seemed like we finally woke up in the overtime. That's not good overall, but we did start cashing... SCOTT FITCH I don't want to accept it because it's ridiculous to lose to someone like that. It was all on us. We... NINA ALIMPIC We did what we wanted to do -- we qualified. It was ugly, but we got it done and go on to another da... DENNIS ERLICH Kinda when I stopped eating was on our second album, just as it felt like everything was so out of c... DANIEL JOHNS They came out and got three quick baskets on us. But still I think the turning point was when it was... ERIC SITZE We did not score on our opportunities. All we needed was to get on the score board. It is not that w... ANDREW CSETER It's kind of like when it rains, it pours. I guess it was just one of those nights. Everything seeme... RYAN EVANOCHKO I don't think it was anything Stewart or David did, ... We just got off to a hot start and from ther... MIKE WEIR It was just one of those nights where it seemed like we were just a little bit off on passes coming ... JAMIE LANGENBRUNNER At first we had so much to catch up on we were talking a hundred words a second, barely even listeni... CECELIA AHERN Personally, I think I did horribly on him in the first half. I think when I started guarding him, he... BOBBY FRASOR It was a little bit of a surprise but I am glad I got in there. I don't like sitting on the bench. I... JUSTIN POGGE We were in dire need of something like that, and it was an exciting thing for us. But as time went o... HOMER THOMPSON I was just trying to attack him, especially after the error. I got strike one on him but he just stu... ANDY GRAHAM We just made some adjustments that we felt we needed in defense. Offensively, we just stuck to our g... JEFF COBB It was something we had thought about, so we just went out tonight and did what we had to do. We sta... DEVIN HARRIS It was just an ugly day. It looked like a franchise-low everything. We can't be the type of team we ... MAURICE WILLIAMS we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning. CHARLES BUKOWSKI We went to a small lake, Bass Lake. It was beautiful. It was perfectly still when we got there in th... JENNIFER GRANHOLM It was fun. It seemed like there was more pressure just to get everyone in. I'm happy nine of our 11... BILL FOWKES My first thought was that I had definitely hit it good, ... You're supposed to keep your head down, ... ANDREW LARSON People see what they want to see SUSAN BETH PFEFFER We did well. We hung in there for three events, got to floor and our legs were tired. I expected it,... FRANK KUDLAC I just looked like there was only one thing I could do: be in a band. It looked like I was already s... ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. I like how we did it. We pushed the tempo and got the shots we wanted. It was big for us. HASSAN ADAMS When we got there, our luggage got lost and our hotel was bad. Everything was awful. When we finally... LAUREN HERRING The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board. D.M. TIMNEY Early this morning when we got up we did the very first fly-cast maneuver and it was just about perf... DOM GORIE We thought we had to jump on them early. We thought they'd give up, and it seemed like they did. BEN MCGRATH We were expecting it to be a closer game than what it was. But when you get in passing lanes like we... DUSTIN BAINTER We looked at the weather and it didn't look good for Saturday. So we just did the whole thing Friday... DAVE LIPE I was frustrated the ref used the red card. But we did well, our boys dug in and I thought we got so... STEVE ADLARD They did a heck of a job on our 3-point shooting. You know, we gutted it out. I didn't think it was ... MIKE D'ANTONI There was no one thing. We just felt like there was infringement on all the charges. It wasn't unani... CATHY LINDSEY That was the thing about being on the inside: the world was just going on, even when it seemed like ... SARAH DESSEN I was really happy about our effort tonight. I thought we did a great job of passing the ball. Every... DEBRA PEGRAM When it did, it really hurt, and that's when I started getting trouble. It was like $280,000 we lost... BEFORE VEEDER When it did, it really hurt, and that's when I started getting trouble. It was like $280,000 we lost... BEFORE DAVID VEEDER Our guys started playing hard and that was the big difference. We came out aggressive, then missed a... ANDRE PAYNE Just do it... that's all... no matter what, when and where... but just do it. DEYTH BANGER The ceremony before the game, it seemed like the crowd was ready for the game, electrifying. We were... DEREK ROY I kind of did that when I first got back. I got that out of my system. It was only special to me as ... JAMES WILLIS I think it's a great album, but it came out at the wrong time. We got a bad deal and it was a very w... ERIC CARR There was nothing that we did that lost us the game. We did a lot of things well. Ankeny probably go... MARK TIBY I hope we can play better than that. Sometimes the score is distorted. We did what we had to do. We ... WALLY BUONO I won't miss any games. I could feel it, but it's just one of those things where you can't really th... LAUREN JACKSON 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON When I first got called up last year, J.J. and I were basically the only two guys on the team (that ... RICKIE WEEKS It was just one of those goals. We got the lead and then I don't really know what happened. I think ... JEFF LERG You just kind of felt it in the air. I felt like when we got on base, we were bound to get it done. CONNIE CLARK It hit me when we got out there what we were trying to do. It hit me, and I never got through the me... JENNY PETRIE I knew we had won it before we even got on the field. When we were on the bus coming up, everybody s... CAMERON BEARD There was good, there was bad and there was ugly. I think we've got to clean up the bad and ugly. I ... BOB HOWELL I was very young when we got married and I don't know why it worked out like it did or how I was... KYRA SEDGWICK When I helped out last year, it seemed like it took us longer. So we decided when it was our turn, w... CAROLYN JOHNSON The play that concerned us the most was the little inside fullback play. I thought we did a good job... DON MORROW The play that concerned us the most was the little inside fullback play, ... I thought we did a good... DON MORROW We did a bunch of these mellow, kind of like sad songs. But when he came in, he said we sounded old.... DRYDEN MITCHELL If it's about what I like, I like opera as a music and deathstep and dubstep. DEYTH BANGER The thing I just get so upset about is when we leave plays on the field. We've got chances to score ... DREW TATE They threw the installations of like 20 different calls on that first day, and I couldn't remember o... DAVID BOWENS It looked like Joe Louis opened with a right cross on us, but we got ourselves back to the corner, g... CHARLIE GOFFNETT I've played and watched a lot of lacrosse but this was one of the most incredible comebacks I've eve... DAVE SCHALLER It was one of those days where I felt like I could put it where I want it. We just got beat in a goo... CLINT CROSIER The second half, we seemed like we picked up the pressure more and once we did, it seemed like it sl... ED ANDES We did not think it would be as difficult culturally as it was for the players to adapt, ... On the ... ANTONIO CUE We got ahead, and we sort of sat on it and maybe got a little conservative. I didn't feel like they ... BRENT MILLER We got ahead, and we sort of sat on it and maybe got a little conservative, ... I didn't feel like t... BRENT MILLER VIEW FROM A HILL I am not yet quite over it. I am lying down on top of it. Surv... JOHN TOTTENHAM It was already on the ground when we got there, JERRY BELL
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JERRY YANG When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It reall... JERRY SEINFELD I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. JERRY SEINFELD Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. JERRY SEINFELD That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. JERRY SEINFELD There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. JERRY SEINFELD I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. JERRY SEINFELD The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! JERRY SEINFELD Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on... JERRY SEINFELD When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I... JERRY SEINFELD You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. JERRY SEINFELD Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and... JERRY SEINFELD Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. JERRY SEINFELD Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. JERRY SEINFELD A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. JERRY SEINFELD The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers... JERRY SEINFELD To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. JERRY SEINFELD My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. JERRY SEINFELD I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s... JERRY SEINFELD We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle... JERRY SEINFELD Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. JERRY SEINFELD Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on... JERRY SALTZ Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories.... JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even... JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through... JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie. JERRY STILLER Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo... JERRY GREENFIELD I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ... JERRY SPINELLI I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove... JERRY HALL I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement. JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin... JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh. JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g... JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ... JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ... JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al... JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every... JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove... JERRY SALTZ