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I lost my tolerance for a lot of things I probably should have tolerated.


Jerry Jones

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CAMERON DIAZ I have a lot of things. They have nothing. They should come before cartoons.
CAITLYN ANDERSEN I have a high tolerance for discomfort.
ANDREA CORR Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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MAURICE BROWN Whoa! If I'm gonna be a doorman, I gonna be the mos sabotagin doorman ever guarded a plantation. Ooo...
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KAJOL I have spend a lot of time on everything and what's impresses me about people I have written that in...
DEYTH BANGER I probably should give him a fourth of my yards because of what he's done for me.
WILLIE PARKER It was a pretty good pitch. I think [Jones] was looking for it. How he hit that ball -- yeah, I shou...
FREDDY GARCIA Houses are one of my passions. I probably should have been an interior decorator.
GENE TIERNEY That's probably my fault, I probably should have called a couple timeouts and crawled up on 'em a li...
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SELENA GOMEZ I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We...
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RICHARD GEPHARDT I wouldn't have tolerated that.
JAMES ALLEN I’ve matured. I have a much higher tolerance for boredom.
TOM PERROTTA The ones we have lost we should not have done. I should be sitting here unbeaten but I am still happ...
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ROGER STAUBACH I felt like I was cheated out of my career in the UFC. In my mind and in my heart, I never lost to a...
BROCK LESNAR A lot of teams lost a lot of people. So I think we should be competitive. But right now it's hard to...
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DAISY DONOVAN I know I have movement on my ball, but there are a lot of pitchers who do. A lot of the credit shoul...
KATIE HEINTZ I have a lot of things in my past that have unfortunately become public.
DEBRA LAFAVE A lot of things have not been articulated probably as well as they should have been - about who we a...
FRED PLUMER My employer, Dow Jones, and I have objected to the subpoena.
HERB GREENBERG I gave up a lot of things in exchange for my success.
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LOVIE SMITH My music is so often like a lullaby I write to myself to make sense of things I can't tie together, ...
STEPHAN JENKINS I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ.
SEAN FEUCHT If we don't win the gold I will probably get blamed. But then I have been blamed for things all my l...
WAYNE GRETZKY I have been able to do a lot of great things during my career!
TATE DONOVAN I think people probably thought our defense was going to be down a little bit. We lost a lot of defe...
JOSH LAZARO Probably, again, a lot of little things.
DAVE SCHULTZ I think what people are probably seeing are some similarities. I can understand why the expectations...
TORRY HOLT I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.
PAT ROBERTSON Looking back, I spent a lot of time sitting in pubs when I should have been perfecting my playwritin...
JEZ BUTTERWORTH Teams can pretty much put me anywhere and they have a weapon. I think a lot of teams have recognized...
LASHAUN WARD We should be ready for a change.
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PENN JILLETTE I hope when I am old...My children have as much tolerance towards me as I have towards them.
KJFORCE My music is so often like a lullaby I write to myself to make sense of things I can't tie togeth...
STEPHAN JENKINS My teammates played hard and I lost the game for my teammates. I should have held onto the ball inst...
LUOL DENG I'm an entrepreneur and a businesswoman and I do a lot of different things besides my work on te...
BROOKE BURKE I've lost a lot of teeth and square yards of hide. But I've never lost my self-respect, and ...
RABBIT MARANVILLE I've known I wanted to do this ever since I was four years old and watched 'Star Search'...
JOEY LAWRENCE I am totally frustrated. I should have never lost that second set. I changed my racket at 5-1, that ...
TOMMY HAAS I came to musical theatre from straight acting, and a lot of my friends have a real prejudice about ...
BERTIE CARVEL Some things you can't win, though I don't like to admit it. I'm not used to losing much of anything,...
LANCE ARMSTRONG I never should have given up what I gave up for you because what I lost was myself.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS It's so difficult when you have been seen for eight years. I mean, people got tired eventually even ...
JAMES MORAN They said that I should lose my ideals and begin to believe in the methods of practical politicians....
G.K. CHESTERTON I wonder if I'm being disloyal, if being with Didier means I'm forgetting about Jones. But every tim...
GABRIELLE WILLIAMS But I've learned in the past years that I play my best when I just prepare properly. I think I can b...
DEAN MCAMMOND When I have lost all my illusions I search for them
GIOVANNI BOINE Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
OZZY OSBOURNE we will have zero tolerance for cruelty, harassment, excessive teasing, discrimination, violence and...
FRANK DEANGELIS I got too far forward with my skates. I lost a lot of speed and almost went down.
APOLO OHNO I got too far forward with my skates. I lost a lot of speed and almost went down.
APOLO ANTON OHNO I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I onl...
CLIVE OWEN My situation should have been a lot worse. By rights I shouldn't have survived the crash.
RICK ALLEN I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice...
SCOTT BAIO A lot of people expected a lot of things and they should. Sexson's probably doing better than what p...
ADRIAN BELTRE For a lot of people that's probably good. For my husband and I, we have health issues right now. We'...
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PAUL DEPODESTA What little success I may have won in life I attribute to the loyalty I had for a dear old friend wh...
CHARLES M. SCHWAB I don't have the feelings of self-worth that a woman should have... and that's been the cent...
MONICA LEWINSKY I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON That will probably make things a lot easier for parents who will no longer have to fill out forms.
DICK MOSS I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA I am all about the complicated ice cream. Ben & Jerry's is my go-to. I like as many things i...
MATT MCGORRY It felt as if things were literally slipping through my fingers. Things were just streaming away fro...
MICHELLE WILLIAMS I have a lot of things to prove to myself. One is that I can live my life fearlessly.
OPRAH WINFREY I like to touch things. In my house I have a lot of velvet drapes and thick, lush couches.
TOM SIZEMORE Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
UNKNOWN Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
MARK TWAIN For most of my life I had operated under a simple schematic of winning and losing, but cancer was te...
LANCE ARMSTRONG Living here in North America - I have been Americanized. When I go back home now, there are things t...
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JERRY SEINFELD We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ