It was a terrible play. When we reviewed it after practice, we became even more concerned because it was really very much a possibility that he could have had the most severe injury. The good news, there's a chance we get him back for the opening of the season.
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JEAN-ROBERT LAFORTUNE It is very good news because we did get the report last week that he was very critical. There has be... JEAN ROBERT LAFORTUNE It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER There wasn't much we could do for the dog. She had a severe head injury. But I could tell right away... DR. KIMBERLEE YOUNG His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES We went back and forth and we could never get the details worked out. When it became obvious that it... JOE SIMPSON It was a very good way to open the season, especially after the rough pre-season that we had. Tonigh... MARSHA ZOLLER There had been times when he knew, somewhere in him, that he would get used to it, whatever it was, ... NICK HORNBY It was good that Chance was on because it was a game that was very close at the end. It could have g... ERIC NIESLANIK We have Sam Raven on the bench. It is nice to have him back after the horrific injury he suffered in... GLENN DELANEY We wanted him to play. We thought we had a chance to have a decent team, and we knew he was a big pa... DANA ALTMAN Most teams do not get a back like that on scout team. We had to chase him, we had to contain him eve... DONTEZ SANDERS If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o... DEYTH BANGER It was an easy selection from the point of view that everyone was fit. It's unlike previous times, w... JAKE WHITE We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL There's a very good chance he could contribute and play against Boston College or in our first three... BRONCO MENDENHALL Our kids really fought to get back in the game and gave themselves a chance to win. We had to play s... KENT ADAMS If we cannot see the possibility of greatness, how can we dream it? LEE STRASBERG It was nice that we could get everybody in the game, and it was a good way for our seniors to play t... JAMES FORNI People see what they want to see SUSAN BETH PFEFFER I spoke to Jackie last week. If you look at the possibility of him coming away to play two internati... WALTER SMITH It was a very exciting time, ... We carried Chuck [Knox] off the field after the win. The franchise ... JOE NASH It was very exciting for us. I get one more crack at it. That's what we play for. I just wanted a ch... MARK RECCHI She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY It was the first time Jerry was on him since the Hopeful, and he was pretty happy the way he worked.... FRANK BROTHERS He ended up playing 90 minutes last week when we didn't really want him to because we are trying to ... COLIN CLARKE A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON I think when we started the season, there was a big adjustment for him. Then he adapted very quickly... MIKE KITCHEN Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE It was a nice season opener in that we had a chance to see some good things and to get some innings ... KRIS SAYLOR It was good because we got a chance to see a lot of guys play. And we had some nice finishes. DAVE SICA That was just a simple play to see if we could get something. It was supposed to be a harmless play.... ANDY HILL We had a good talk with the coaches, and he said he would be fighting for one of the starting guard ... DAVID MANNING There was some healing taking place, and there was a possibility that he could play with it. But aft... DAVE NONIS If the seed doesn't get planted, it can't become a toxic thornbush. We must guard our minds and our ... CRAIG GROESCHEL You silly," said Abdul, "those clouds don' mean nothing. I see'd them plenty a'ready. It was jus' co... THEO ENGELA Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS I knew it had to hit the rim before it could be in play. I was trying to let it hit the backboard fi... DAVID HOSKINS It was about this time last season when he committed himself to being a good player. Because of what... FRANK MARCINEK We didn't really have a chance to practice together this week because of [College of General Studies... BARRETT WOLF I was very pleased with how the season went. The team had a very good year, even though we would hav... AUDRA JEFFERS God's blessings, however, aren't always bigger, better, and beautiful. In fact, I truly believe that... CRAIG GROESCHEL We had a great week of practice and the kids came out and really played hard. It was nice to get the... BRENT WARD We were always playing against each other and we used to have intense rivalries, especially back in ... COREY MORAN We didn't want to give them some tape to scout us on when we play in district, so we changed things ... BRENT HAND He was very quiet, we would get on him a lot about yelling more and being more vocal (early in the s... DANIEL CROPPER If we're honest with ourselves, most of us know the one thing we lack. CRAIG GROESCHEL Better to put your heart on the line, risk everything, and walk away with nothing than play it safe.... MANDY HALE This was very big. We came back with a good week of practice. It shows we have a lot of character. BRIAN GLESING We had just played a sold-out show and it had been a fun night when we heard the news. It brought ev... BRENDAN BAYLISS It was a good opening meet. After two-and-a-half weeks of practice, you can tell we were excited to ... DENNIS STONEQUIST It was really frustrating because we couldn't get stops when we needed to get back in the game. We t... CORY LEWIS That's great because he's a very good player and is back after a bad injury. I'm very pleased about ... BERTI VOGTS We haven't been finding a way to win ugly games but we found a way to get this win and we really nee... CORLISS WILLIAMSON It was a tough start for us, and finishing the season 10-10. But I knew if we could get healthy, we ... FRANK SORIA It was good to get a W under our belts after the tough (season-opening) loss to Prattville. We hit w... JOEY BROWDER It's a long season. Everybody's tired, nobody is healthy, really. When (Harris) came off the injury,... LESTER ABRAM He looked like like he was still favoring it a little bit this morning when he was out on the floor.... BRIAN HILL It was a really tough 12 months for Greg. He had to cope with a lot and while we tried to lighten th... CRAIG BELLAMY The entire time we playing, the current had gently moved us downstream with the tide. We were drifti... CRAIG GROESCHEL It was a disappointing ending for us, but we really had a good season. FRED DAMON It's good for our down-the-line kids and our freshmen to get a chance to play, because as the fall w... BOBBY HAUCK I was just happy to play. We are not going to hang our heads after this loss, because in the end we ... JAY THOMAS I was a little more encouraged with Charlie today. Today was kind of a test day. We thought it would... CARROLL MCCRAY Early in the week (Green) had a numbness develop in his calf that went down into his toe. He could p... DICK VERMEIL I think it was really a severe injury, HERB SENDEK We had some good players and we knew that we could [have a great season], but I don't think we knew ... MATT ERICKSON He really studies hitters, probably more than most closers. I viewed him as a setup man, because he ... MARK WILEY We've never had a situation like this before. We had to know that he could play basketball and he co... FRANK SCIOLLA Actually, it was a good exercise for us because we had to play into a strong wind, which really affe... BRAD ELLEBRACHT If you don't chance your arm, you'll never break your neck. DOROTHY MAY SNOERWANG-DOYLE 1927-2011 The good news for us is that everyone's going to be back. We haven't got a long-term injury so if th... WAYNE BENNETT We struggled at times, but most of it was because of our schedule. It was more the product of our sc... JIM BOEHEIM It bodes well for him. We really haven't been able to practice much because of the weather. We reall... BOB LYONS Honestly, it was a mental thing with Cedric at the start of the season. He was healthy, but it took ... BILLY HITE
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JERRY YANG When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It reall... JERRY SEINFELD I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. JERRY SEINFELD Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. JERRY SEINFELD That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. JERRY SEINFELD There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. JERRY SEINFELD I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. JERRY SEINFELD The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! JERRY SEINFELD Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on... JERRY SEINFELD When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I... JERRY SEINFELD You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. JERRY SEINFELD Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and... JERRY SEINFELD Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. JERRY SEINFELD Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. JERRY SEINFELD A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. JERRY SEINFELD The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers... JERRY SEINFELD To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. JERRY SEINFELD My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. JERRY SEINFELD I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s... JERRY SEINFELD We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle... JERRY SEINFELD Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. JERRY SEINFELD Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on... JERRY SALTZ Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories.... JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even... JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through... JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie. JERRY STILLER Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo... JERRY GREENFIELD I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ... JERRY SPINELLI I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove... JERRY HALL I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement. JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin... JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh. JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g... JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ... JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ... JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al... JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every... JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove... JERRY SALTZ