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I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense.


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JERRY KRAMER When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
JERRY MARTIN Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
JERRY GARCIA You will recognize your own path when you come upon it, because you will suddenly have all the energ...
JERRY GILLIES The government is becoming the family of last resort.
JERRY BROWN It takes a lot more energy to fail than to succeed, since it takes a lot of concentrated energy to h...
JERRY GILLIES People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
JERRY LEWIS You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best. You want to be considered the onl...
JERRY GARCIA Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside a...
JERRY GILLIES I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like.
JERRY GARCIA Profitability doesn't happen when you're walking on bullshit.
JERRY MARTIN Inaction may be the biggest form of action.
JERRY BROWN For me, the lame part of the Sixties was the political part, the social part. The real part was the ...
JERRY GARCIA The more you love what you are doing, the more successful it will be for you.
JERRY GILLIES What you do is more important than how much you make, and how you feel about it is more important th...
JERRY GILLIES Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those place...
JERRY GARCIA Prisons don't rehabilitate, they don't punish, they don't protect, so what the hell do they do?
JERRY BROWN By the end, everybody had a label -- pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary ... If you had everything ...
JERRY RUBIN It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenho...
JERRY ADLER Too often, we say we are defeated by this or that sin. No, we are not defeated. We are simply disobe...
JERRY BRIDGES I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
JERRY SEINFIELD The backseat produced the sexual revolution.
JERRY RUBIN Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
JERRY BROWN Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fr...
JERRY RUBIN Destroy your life; then put it back together.You'll get great material, meet some fascinating charac...
JERRY STAHL AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society th...
JERRY FALWELL We need to make sure the Department of Agriculture is promoting farmers and ranchers.
JERRY MORAN I'm going to keep thinking about topping myself every time. I can say very confidently that Alic...
JERRY CANTRELL